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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1541 Post by Hydromet » Sun Oct 28, 2018 9:50 pm

While having a stroll in the park
I let loose a horrendous loud fart
A squirril up a tree
Said "Thank God that's not me"

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#1542 Post by OFSO » Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:30 am

Thanks, squirril, for showing some heart !

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#1543 Post by Slasher » Mon Oct 29, 2018 6:38 am

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The squirrel then ran down the tree
And let loose a deluge of pee.

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#1544 Post by OFSO » Mon Oct 29, 2018 7:16 am

The colour was yellow
but the smell was quite mellow

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1545 Post by Hydromet » Mon Oct 29, 2018 8:54 am

The squirrel then ran down the tree
And let loose a deluge of pee.
The colour was yellow
but the smell was quite mellow
And it ran down the poor squirrel's knee.
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The squirrel was clutching his nuts

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#1546 Post by Slasher » Mon Oct 29, 2018 9:00 am

In a pile of cigarette butts.
A few chicks there had smoked
While they sucked shagged and poked
Some bloke and his mate (who's a putz).
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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1547 Post by OFSO » Mon Oct 29, 2018 3:51 pm

The squirrils in Rosemary Park
Are well versed in the smell of a fart
And when a Rasta smokes skunk

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1548 Post by OFSO » Wed Oct 31, 2018 5:02 pm

They all do a bunk

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#1549 Post by Hydromet » Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:20 pm

The squirrils in Rosemary Park
Are well versed in the smell of a fart
And when a Rasta smokes skunk
They all do a bunk
And play with their nuts, for a lark.
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While the squirrels are up in the trees

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#1550 Post by OFSO » Fri Nov 02, 2018 7:10 pm

I'm watching the birds and the bees

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1551 Post by OFSO » Wed Dec 19, 2018 5:22 pm

Birds hiding their nuts
And bees farting "fuuutttttzzzzz"

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1552 Post by Hydromet » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:26 pm

While the squirrels are up in the trees
I'm watching the birds and the bees
Birds hiding their nuts
And bees farting "fuuutttttzzzzz"
And the girls on the street..aah, the sleaze.
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In this season of peace to all men,
I'd like a piece now and again

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1553 Post by Slasher » Wed Dec 19, 2018 9:50 pm

I like to grab by the scruff
Some nice bit of fluff
And shag it not once but ten.
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Donner was randy as sh!t
As Vixen flashed him her tit.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1554 Post by Hydromet » Thu Dec 20, 2018 1:30 am

Donner was randy as sh!t
As Vixen flashed him her tit.
Said Santa, "To be blunt"

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1555 Post by OFSO » Thu Dec 20, 2018 12:47 pm

I prefer a tight cnut

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1556 Post by OFSO » Mon Dec 31, 2018 9:07 pm

Whereupon she issued forthwithly a writ !

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#1557 Post by Slasher » Wed Jan 02, 2019 8:26 am

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The new year upon us has come
So I've decided to sit on my bum.

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#1558 Post by Hydromet » Wed Jan 02, 2019 9:01 am

The new year upon us has come
So I've decided to sit on my bum.
I'll give my bollocks a scratch
And sniff out some snatch

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1559 Post by OFSO » Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:15 am

And see if the con see quenses are fun

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The wife has gone out to the Tate
But I'm running to the loo so'll be late

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1560 Post by Hydromet » Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:30 pm

The wife has gone out to the Tate
But I'm running to the loo so'll be late
Instead of fine art
I'll drop a fine fart
And lay the blame on a mate.
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