The Limerick Thread
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While having a stroll in the park
I let loose a horrendous loud fart
A squirril up a tree
Said "Thank God that's not me"
I let loose a horrendous loud fart
A squirril up a tree
Said "Thank God that's not me"
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Thanks, squirril, for showing some heart !
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The squirrel then ran down the tree
And let loose a deluge of pee.
The squirrel then ran down the tree
And let loose a deluge of pee.
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The colour was yellow
but the smell was quite mellow
but the smell was quite mellow
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The squirrel then ran down the tree
And let loose a deluge of pee.
The colour was yellow
but the smell was quite mellow
And it ran down the poor squirrel's knee.
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The squirrel was clutching his nuts
And let loose a deluge of pee.
The colour was yellow
but the smell was quite mellow
And it ran down the poor squirrel's knee.
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The squirrel was clutching his nuts
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In a pile of cigarette butts.
A few chicks there had smoked
While they sucked shagged and poked
Some bloke and his mate (who's a putz).
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A few chicks there had smoked
While they sucked shagged and poked
Some bloke and his mate (who's a putz).
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The squirrils in Rosemary Park
Are well versed in the smell of a fart
And when a Rasta smokes skunk
Are well versed in the smell of a fart
And when a Rasta smokes skunk
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They all do a bunk
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The squirrils in Rosemary Park
Are well versed in the smell of a fart
And when a Rasta smokes skunk
They all do a bunk
And play with their nuts, for a lark.
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While the squirrels are up in the trees
Are well versed in the smell of a fart
And when a Rasta smokes skunk
They all do a bunk
And play with their nuts, for a lark.
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While the squirrels are up in the trees
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I'm watching the birds and the bees
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Birds hiding their nuts
And bees farting "fuuutttttzzzzz"
And bees farting "fuuutttttzzzzz"
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While the squirrels are up in the trees
I'm watching the birds and the bees
Birds hiding their nuts
And bees farting "fuuutttttzzzzz"
And the girls on the street..aah, the sleaze.
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In this season of peace to all men,
I'd like a piece now and again
I'm watching the birds and the bees
Birds hiding their nuts
And bees farting "fuuutttttzzzzz"
And the girls on the street..aah, the sleaze.
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In this season of peace to all men,
I'd like a piece now and again
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I like to grab by the scruff
Some nice bit of fluff
And shag it not once but ten.
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Donner was randy as sh!t
As Vixen flashed him her tit.
Some nice bit of fluff
And shag it not once but ten.
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Donner was randy as sh!t
As Vixen flashed him her tit.
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Donner was randy as sh!t
As Vixen flashed him her tit.
Said Santa, "To be blunt"
As Vixen flashed him her tit.
Said Santa, "To be blunt"
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I prefer a tight cnut
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Whereupon she issued forthwithly a writ !
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The new year upon us has come
So I've decided to sit on my bum.
The new year upon us has come
So I've decided to sit on my bum.
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The new year upon us has come
So I've decided to sit on my bum.
I'll give my bollocks a scratch
And sniff out some snatch
So I've decided to sit on my bum.
I'll give my bollocks a scratch
And sniff out some snatch
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And see if the con see quenses are fun
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The wife has gone out to the Tate
But I'm running to the loo so'll be late
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The wife has gone out to the Tate
But I'm running to the loo so'll be late
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The wife has gone out to the Tate
But I'm running to the loo so'll be late
Instead of fine art
I'll drop a fine fart
And lay the blame on a mate.
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I quite enjoy the old masters
But I'm running to the loo so'll be late
Instead of fine art
I'll drop a fine fart
And lay the blame on a mate.
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I quite enjoy the old masters