The Limerick Thread
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Who applied the wet paint to the plasters
It's called buon fresco
Not found down at Tesco
It's called buon fresco
Not found down at Tesco
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I quite enjoy the old masters
Who applied the wet paint to the plasters
It's called buon fresco
Not found down at Tesco
There, you'll just find disasters.
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Perhaps an old mistress would be better
If she wanted a quickie, I'd let 'er
Who applied the wet paint to the plasters
It's called buon fresco
Not found down at Tesco
There, you'll just find disasters.
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Perhaps an old mistress would be better
If she wanted a quickie, I'd let 'er
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Re: The Limerick Thread
Oil or Acrylic
Would be both quite idyllic
Would be both quite idyllic
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While being watched by her horny red setter.
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A girl from the north end of Wales
Was the subject of several true tales
Was the subject of several true tales
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She threw several rages
When she read through the pages
When she read through the pages
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And appeared on the YouTube as 'Fails'.
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It had taken him quite a few hours
To arrange to send her some flowers.
It had taken him quite a few hours
To arrange to send her some flowers.
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For giving good head
They arrived wilted and dead
They arrived wilted and dead
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It had taken him quite a few hours
To arrange to send her some flowers
For giving good head
They arrived wilted and dead
While she was drinking some whisky sours.
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She used alcohol as a crutch
And sometimes drank a little too much.
To arrange to send her some flowers
For giving good head
They arrived wilted and dead
While she was drinking some whisky sours.
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She used alcohol as a crutch
And sometimes drank a little too much.
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While pissed as a newt
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She used alcohol as a crutch
And sometimes drank a little too much.
While pissed as a newt
She said "Who fancies a root?"
And sometimes drank a little too much.
While pissed as a newt
She said "Who fancies a root?"
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"And my boobs are quite firm to the touch!"
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A ticket collector from Nantes
Had a problem when not wearing pants
Had a problem when not wearing pants
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A ticket collector from Nantes
Had a problem when not wearing pants.
In really cold weather,
If her legs weren't together
Had a problem when not wearing pants.
In really cold weather,
If her legs weren't together
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She be taken over by occupying ants
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A young lady who came from Bordeaux
Was accused of being a 'ho
Was accused of being a 'ho
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A young lady who came from Bordeaux
Was accused of being a 'ho
She said "I'm really quite moral"
"Though I often do oral."
Was accused of being a 'ho
She said "I'm really quite moral"
"Though I often do oral."
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"Which makes me a lot of more dough."
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Re: The Limerick Thread
A young lady who came from Jakarta
Had a rep. as a terrible farter
She wore vented knickers
Had a rep. as a terrible farter
She wore vented knickers