The Limerick Thread
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But were attacked by a Protestant hawk.
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She had sat on a garden swing
Moping about every damn thing
So I gave her a push
On her tush, in the bush
Moping about every damn thing
So I gave her a push
On her tush, in the bush
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When you come in out of the cold
And find that your bed has been sold
And find that your bed has been sold
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So you sleep on the floor
Bedclothes gone - not no more !
Bedclothes gone - not no more !
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When you come in out of the cold
And find that your bed has been sold
So you sleep on the floor
Bedclothes gone - not no more !
And your mattress is covered in mould
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What's worse is, you're sleeping alone,
No way to get rid of that bone
And find that your bed has been sold
So you sleep on the floor
Bedclothes gone - not no more !
And your mattress is covered in mould
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What's worse is, you're sleeping alone,
No way to get rid of that bone
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That the dog wants to chew
From your dinner - not you!
And he'll piss on your face till you groan.
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From your dinner - not you!
And he'll piss on your face till you groan.
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In the calm of the night, a loud fart
Can awake one, with pounding of heart
And if you inhale
Can awake one, with pounding of heart
And if you inhale
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In the calm of the night, a loud fart
Can awake one, with pounding of heart
And if you inhale
This noxious gale
It'll rip your lungs apart.
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Of course, if you hold your breath
Can awake one, with pounding of heart
And if you inhale
This noxious gale
It'll rip your lungs apart.
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Of course, if you hold your breath
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You may ward off for minutes, your death.
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But if the fart is a curry
Then leave in a hurry
As the stench doth kills in its breadth.
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Then leave in a hurry
As the stench doth kills in its breadth.
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In the buffet car stood a young lady
A-varnishing her nails, with acetone, maybe
The stink travelled round
A-varnishing her nails, with acetone, maybe
The stink travelled round
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And in my food it did ground
Which made the stuff taste rather shady.
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I yelled "Paint your damn nails in whore red!"
And I think yep that's all that I said.
Which made the stuff taste rather shady.
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I yelled "Paint your damn nails in whore red!"
And I think yep that's all that I said.
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I yelled "Paint your damn nails in whore red!"
And I think yep that's all that I said.
She said "That's harrassment!"
Oh! My embarrassment
And I think yep that's all that I said.
She said "That's harrassment!"
Oh! My embarrassment
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"Then paint 'em blue lezzo instead".
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One night, on the bank of the river
I told a young lady I'd give 'er
I told a young lady I'd give 'er
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A word of advice
If you lower your price
If you lower your price
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You can have a small piece of my liver.
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On the beach she was topless and yummy
Which made me all horny and cummy.
On the beach she was topless and yummy
Which made me all horny and cummy.