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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1601 Post by OFSO » Sun Apr 28, 2019 11:38 am

But were attacked by a Protestant hawk.

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#1602 Post by Slasher » Thu May 02, 2019 1:34 am

She had sat on a garden swing
Moping about every damn thing.

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#1603 Post by Hydromet » Thu May 02, 2019 2:53 am

She had sat on a garden swing
Moping about every damn thing
So I gave her a push
On her tush, in the bush

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#1604 Post by Slasher » Fri May 03, 2019 1:44 am

Then a good shove in her ring.
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#1605 Post by Hydromet » Fri May 10, 2019 2:44 am

When you come in out of the cold
And find that your bed has been sold

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#1606 Post by OFSO » Fri May 10, 2019 5:12 am

So you sleep on the floor
Bedclothes gone - not no more !

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#1607 Post by Hydromet » Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:44 am

When you come in out of the cold
And find that your bed has been sold
So you sleep on the floor
Bedclothes gone - not no more !
And your mattress is covered in mould
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What's worse is, you're sleeping alone,
No way to get rid of that bone

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#1608 Post by Slasher » Mon Jun 17, 2019 7:58 am

That the dog wants to chew
From your dinner - not you!
And he'll piss on your face till you groan.
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#1609 Post by OFSO » Mon Jun 17, 2019 9:36 am

In the calm of the night, a loud fart
Can awake one, with pounding of heart
And if you inhale

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#1610 Post by Hydromet » Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:37 am

In the calm of the night, a loud fart
Can awake one, with pounding of heart
And if you inhale
This noxious gale
It'll rip your lungs apart.
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Of course, if you hold your breath

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#1611 Post by OFSO » Mon Jun 17, 2019 10:39 am

You may ward off for minutes, your death.

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#1612 Post by Slasher » Tue Jun 18, 2019 5:13 am

But if the fart is a curry
Then leave in a hurry
As the stench doth kills in its breadth.
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#1613 Post by OFSO » Tue Jun 18, 2019 8:29 am

In the buffet car stood a young lady
A-varnishing her nails, with acetone, maybe
The stink travelled round

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#1614 Post by Slasher » Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:25 am

And in my food it did ground
Which made the stuff taste rather shady.
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I yelled "Paint your damn nails in whore red!"
And I think yep that's all that I said.

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#1615 Post by Hydromet » Tue Jun 18, 2019 10:33 am

I yelled "Paint your damn nails in whore red!"
And I think yep that's all that I said.
She said "That's harrassment!"
Oh! My embarrassment

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#1616 Post by Slasher » Tue Jun 18, 2019 11:03 am

"Then paint 'em blue lezzo instead".
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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1617 Post by Hydromet » Wed Jun 19, 2019 11:11 am

One night, on the bank of the river
I told a young lady I'd give 'er

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#1618 Post by Mole » Wed Jun 19, 2019 12:24 pm

A word of advice
If you lower your price

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1619 Post by OFSO » Wed Jun 19, 2019 2:25 pm

You can have a small piece of my liver.

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#1620 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 20, 2019 4:25 am

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On the beach she was topless and yummy
Which made me all horny and cummy.

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