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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1621 Post by OFSO » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:05 am

But sadly my hand
Was all covered with sand

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#1622 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 20, 2019 5:27 am

And she said "I'm transgender you dummy!"
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#1623 Post by OFSO » Thu Jun 20, 2019 7:00 am

An orifice which gets full of sand
Can be found in a middle Eastern land

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#1624 Post by Hydromet » Thu Jun 20, 2019 8:00 am

An orifice which gets full of sand
Can be found in a middle Eastern land.
But if you play with her titty
It won't get all gritty

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#1625 Post by Slasher » Sat Jun 22, 2019 8:52 am

Though the sex might be rather bland.
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#1626 Post by OFSO » Sat Jun 22, 2019 2:06 pm

There was a young lady named Min
Had a tattoo engraved on her quim
When read from one side
It said "please come inside...

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#1627 Post by Hydromet » Sat Jun 22, 2019 10:54 pm

There was a young lady named Min
Had a tattoo engraved on her quim
When read from one side
It said "please come inside...
But you had to climb over the rim.
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It was like a high cordillera

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#1628 Post by Slasher » Sat Jun 22, 2019 11:22 pm

But that didn't bother Cornelia.
So I climbed up on board
And dipped in me sword

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#1629 Post by OFSO » Sun Jun 23, 2019 4:36 pm

And took a firm grip on her tiller.

"Me hearties !" I shouted out loud,
"I don't like to have sex in a crowd.

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#1630 Post by Hydromet » Sun Jun 23, 2019 10:53 pm

"Me hearties !" I shouted out loud,
"I don't like to have sex in a crowd.
"Just two or three
"Is plenty for me.

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#1631 Post by OFSO » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:10 pm

Except when the Queen's there at Cowes.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1632 Post by OFSO » Mon Jun 24, 2019 7:11 pm

When the lady is primed and is hot
You'll be looking for some lonely spot

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1633 Post by Hydromet » Mon Jun 24, 2019 10:06 pm

When the lady is primed and is hot
You'll be looking for some lonely spot
For a wee bit of lovin'
And where you can shove in

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1634 Post by OFSO » Tue Jun 25, 2019 6:40 am

But next door to a Guardian reader, perhaps not.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1635 Post by Hydromet » Thu Jun 27, 2019 1:13 pm

A girl with amazing big breasts
Said "The results have come back from my tests."

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#1636 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 27, 2019 4:48 pm

"One of my suitable jobs
Is to do stripping for yobs
In places that Slasher infests"'
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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1637 Post by OFSO » Thu Jun 27, 2019 5:00 pm

When you snigger because I look hot
I can tell you, of silicone, they're not

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1638 Post by Hydromet » Thu Jun 27, 2019 11:13 pm

When you snigger because I look hot
I can tell you, of silicone, they're not.
They are pure human flesh
(Plus some structural mesh)

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1639 Post by Slasher » Fri Jun 28, 2019 11:37 am

But you'll find all that out in the cot.
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Silicone tits can be pretty to watch
As long as there wasn't a surgical botch.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1640 Post by Hydromet » Fri Jun 28, 2019 12:46 pm

Silicone tits can be pretty to watch
As long as there wasn't a surgical botch
But if they're not the same size
It can be a surprise

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