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#1641 Post by Slasher » Sat Jun 29, 2019 4:09 am

And your impression goes down a notch.
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Cum stains look bad on one's bed
And could fill you entirely with dread.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1642 Post by Hydromet » Sat Jun 29, 2019 7:25 am

Cum stains look bad on one's bed
And could fill you entirely with dread.
That snail trail on the sheet
Doesn't look very neat

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1643 Post by OFSO » Sat Jun 29, 2019 8:48 am

When it's left by your neighbour, called Fred.

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#1644 Post by Slasher » Sun Jun 30, 2019 12:00 am

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I had gathered my courage and succumb
To the sight that her snatch had become.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1645 Post by Hydromet » Sun Jun 30, 2019 1:02 am

I had gathered my courage and succumb
To the sight that her snatch had become.
The hairs round the edge
Were like a briar hedge,
And were just as thick round her bum.
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They ran right up to her navel

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1646 Post by Slasher » Sun Jun 30, 2019 2:25 am

Like a pubic Tower of Babel.
I tried tasting her snatch
My tongue caught in the patch.
I was ready and willing not able.
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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1647 Post by 421dog » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:37 am

You had your limerick license revvied post hasre..

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1648 Post by 421dog » Thu Jul 11, 2019 1:39 am

A wench who eschewed thick knickers,
Had a right football go with 10 kickers.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1649 Post by Hydromet » Thu Jul 11, 2019 2:34 am

A wench who eschewed thick knickers,
Had a right football go with 10 kickers.
But indeed, 'twas the goalie
Who found the wrong hole. He

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1650 Post by OFSO » Thu Jul 11, 2019 6:33 am

thought it was Rugby, like at Twickers !

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#1651 Post by Slasher » Thu Jul 11, 2019 7:34 am

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While it took a fair bit of time
I'd managed to clean up her grime.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1652 Post by Hydromet » Thu Jul 11, 2019 9:18 am

While it took a fair bit of time
I'd managed to clean up her grime.
A stiff scrubbing brush
Got rid of the thrush

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1653 Post by Slasher » Sat Jul 13, 2019 3:44 am

And I was ready to bust through that hyme.
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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1654 Post by Hydromet » Sat Jul 13, 2019 10:05 pm

While drinking a glass of red wine,
A saw a young miss, quite divine

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#1655 Post by Slasher » Sun Jul 14, 2019 1:16 am

She went to the loo
I entered, said "Boo!"
And our privates did then intertwine.
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I had her while I sat on the dunny
And the whole thing must've looked rather funny.

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1656 Post by OFSO » Fri Jul 19, 2019 7:38 am

As the door had a crack,
When viewed from the back

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1657 Post by Hydromet » Fri Jul 19, 2019 8:52 am

I had her while I sat on the dunny
And the whole thing must've looked rather funny.
As the door had a crack,
When viewed from the back;
'Twas a slot where you put in your money.
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Just deposit a silver dollar

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1658 Post by OFSO » Fri Jul 19, 2019 9:12 am

Before making the old Madam holler

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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1659 Post by Slasher » Fri Jul 19, 2019 11:03 am

For a deposit up front
'Ere your delve into cnut
And arsehole you out by the collar.
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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1660 Post by Hydromet » Fri Jul 19, 2019 12:09 pm

If you put in a ten dollar bill
You may do whatever you will.

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