The Limerick Thread
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And your impression goes down a notch.
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Cum stains look bad on one's bed
And could fill you entirely with dread.
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Cum stains look bad on one's bed
And could fill you entirely with dread.
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Cum stains look bad on one's bed
And could fill you entirely with dread.
That snail trail on the sheet
Doesn't look very neat
And could fill you entirely with dread.
That snail trail on the sheet
Doesn't look very neat
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When it's left by your neighbour, called Fred.
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I had gathered my courage and succumb
To the sight that her snatch had become.
I had gathered my courage and succumb
To the sight that her snatch had become.
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I had gathered my courage and succumb
To the sight that her snatch had become.
The hairs round the edge
Were like a briar hedge,
And were just as thick round her bum.
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They ran right up to her navel
To the sight that her snatch had become.
The hairs round the edge
Were like a briar hedge,
And were just as thick round her bum.
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They ran right up to her navel
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Like a pubic Tower of Babel.
I tried tasting her snatch
My tongue caught in the patch.
I was ready and willing not able.
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I tried tasting her snatch
My tongue caught in the patch.
I was ready and willing not able.
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You had your limerick license revvied post hasre..
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A wench who eschewed thick knickers,
Had a right football go with 10 kickers.
Had a right football go with 10 kickers.
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A wench who eschewed thick knickers,
Had a right football go with 10 kickers.
But indeed, 'twas the goalie
Who found the wrong hole. He
Had a right football go with 10 kickers.
But indeed, 'twas the goalie
Who found the wrong hole. He
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thought it was Rugby, like at Twickers !
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While it took a fair bit of time
I'd managed to clean up her grime.
While it took a fair bit of time
I'd managed to clean up her grime.
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While it took a fair bit of time
I'd managed to clean up her grime.
A stiff scrubbing brush
Got rid of the thrush
I'd managed to clean up her grime.
A stiff scrubbing brush
Got rid of the thrush
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And I was ready to bust through that hyme.
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While drinking a glass of red wine,
A saw a young miss, quite divine
A saw a young miss, quite divine
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She went to the loo
I entered, said "Boo!"
And our privates did then intertwine.
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I had her while I sat on the dunny
And the whole thing must've looked rather funny.
I entered, said "Boo!"
And our privates did then intertwine.
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I had her while I sat on the dunny
And the whole thing must've looked rather funny.
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As the door had a crack,
When viewed from the back
When viewed from the back
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I had her while I sat on the dunny
And the whole thing must've looked rather funny.
As the door had a crack,
When viewed from the back;
'Twas a slot where you put in your money.
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Just deposit a silver dollar
And the whole thing must've looked rather funny.
As the door had a crack,
When viewed from the back;
'Twas a slot where you put in your money.
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Just deposit a silver dollar
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Before making the old Madam holler
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For a deposit up front
'Ere your delve into cnut
And arsehole you out by the collar.
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'Ere your delve into cnut
And arsehole you out by the collar.
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If you put in a ten dollar bill
You may do whatever you will.
You may do whatever you will.