The Limerick Thread
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Up its arse I did firmly jam.
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Up its arse I did firmly jam.
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A lady who boarded a bus
Sat down next to me with no fuss
Sat down next to me with no fuss
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“Is it your birthday today?”
I replied “Yes!” with a yay.
“Then play with my tits and don’t cuss.”
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Now OFSO just thought this was weird
While scratching her boobs with his beard.
I replied “Yes!” with a yay.
“Then play with my tits and don’t cuss.”
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Now OFSO just thought this was weird
While scratching her boobs with his beard.
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In the mirror, the driver
Thought 'its Lady Godiva !'
Thought 'its Lady Godiva !'
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And then lost control as he steered.
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The bus careened off the road
Squashing a sleeping cane toad
Squashing a sleeping cane toad
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The bus careened off the road
Squashing a sleeping cane toad
It was flat like a pizza
But when the bloke tried to squeeze 'er
Squashing a sleeping cane toad
It was flat like a pizza
But when the bloke tried to squeeze 'er
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She said “buddy you’ve broken the code!”
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Bus drivers should always stay cool,
Not sitting there rubbing their tool.
If they see some big tits
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Bus drivers should always stay cool,
Not sitting there rubbing their tool.
If they see some big tits
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They should not shout "Holy ***** !"
And whip out a linear rule.
And whip out a linear rule.
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Who tried a grenade for a thrill
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And bits of her tits in Brazil.
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There once was a lady in the blitz
Who had two barrage-balloon tits
Along came a Hun
Who, for the sake of some fun
Who had two barrage-balloon tits
Along came a Hun
Who, for the sake of some fun
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There once was a lady in the blitz
Who had two barrage-balloon tits
Along came a Hun
Who, for the sake of some fun
Took that young miss to the Ritz.
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At the Ritz, he said to the lady
Who had two barrage-balloon tits
Along came a Hun
Who, for the sake of some fun
Took that young miss to the Ritz.
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At the Ritz, he said to the lady
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Are you a dead-cert or just maybe ?
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At the Ritz, he said to the lady
Are you a dead-cert or just maybe ?
Will you come across?
Are you a dead-cert or just maybe ?
Will you come across?