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Re: The Limerick Thread

#1561 Post by OFSO » Wed Jan 02, 2019 10:46 pm

Who applied the wet paint to the plasters
It's called buon fresco
Not found down at Tesco

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#1562 Post by Hydromet » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:26 am

I quite enjoy the old masters
Who applied the wet paint to the plasters
It's called buon fresco
Not found down at Tesco
There, you'll just find disasters.
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Perhaps an old mistress would be better
If she wanted a quickie, I'd let 'er

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#1563 Post by OFSO » Mon Jan 07, 2019 9:34 am

Oil or Acrylic
Would be both quite idyllic

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#1564 Post by OFSO » Sun Jan 13, 2019 6:09 pm

While being watched by her horny red setter.

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#1565 Post by Hydromet » Sun Jan 13, 2019 11:08 pm

A girl from the north end of Wales
Was the subject of several true tales

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#1566 Post by OFSO » Mon Jan 14, 2019 4:20 pm

She threw several rages
When she read through the pages

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#1567 Post by OFSO » Sat Jan 26, 2019 7:45 pm

And appeared on the YouTube as 'Fails'.

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#1568 Post by Slasher » Sun Jan 27, 2019 4:07 am

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It had taken him quite a few hours
To arrange to send her some flowers.

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#1569 Post by OFSO » Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:22 am

For giving good head
They arrived wilted and dead

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#1570 Post by Hydromet » Sun Jan 27, 2019 6:54 am

It had taken him quite a few hours
To arrange to send her some flowers
For giving good head
They arrived wilted and dead
While she was drinking some whisky sours.
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She used alcohol as a crutch
And sometimes drank a little too much.

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#1571 Post by OFSO » Sun Jan 27, 2019 7:51 am

While pissed as a newt

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#1572 Post by Hydromet » Tue Apr 09, 2019 8:45 am

She used alcohol as a crutch
And sometimes drank a little too much.
While pissed as a newt
She said "Who fancies a root?"

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#1573 Post by Slasher » Tue Apr 09, 2019 9:14 am

"And my boobs are quite firm to the touch!"
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#1574 Post by OFSO » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:23 am

A ticket collector from Nantes
Had a problem when not wearing pants

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#1575 Post by Hydromet » Tue Apr 09, 2019 11:34 am

A ticket collector from Nantes
Had a problem when not wearing pants.
In really cold weather,
If her legs weren't together

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#1576 Post by OFSO » Tue Apr 09, 2019 1:22 pm

She be taken over by occupying ants

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#1577 Post by OFSO » Tue Apr 09, 2019 7:42 pm

A young lady who came from Bordeaux
Was accused of being a 'ho

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#1578 Post by Hydromet » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:24 pm

A young lady who came from Bordeaux
Was accused of being a 'ho
She said "I'm really quite moral"
"Though I often do oral."

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#1579 Post by Slasher » Tue Apr 09, 2019 10:43 pm

"Which makes me a lot of more dough."
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#1580 Post by OFSO » Sun Apr 21, 2019 5:02 pm

A young lady who came from Jakarta
Had a rep. as a terrible farter
She wore vented knickers

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