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The Limerick Thread

#1 Post by OFSO » Mon Aug 24, 2015 1:12 pm

There was a new website called PProone
Which came on the scene none too soon
For we, oft rejected
Were getting dejected

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#2 Post by OFSO » Tue Aug 25, 2015 8:03 am

There was a new website called PProone
Which came on the scene none too soon
For we, oft rejected
Were getting dejected
and singing a very sad tune.

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#3 Post by Hydromet » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:00 am

Now we won't have to be subtle
In our limericks. The mods won't scuttle
Our wicked verses

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#4 Post by probes » Thu Aug 27, 2015 9:11 am

or possibly curses

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#5 Post by OFSO » Thu Aug 27, 2015 12:44 pm

Or suggestions we might like a cuddle

It's time that some of the gang
From PPRuNe came and lent us a hand
Like treaders and goudie

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#6 Post by Hydromet » Fri Aug 28, 2015 12:39 am

It's time that some of the gang
From PPRuNe came and lent us a hand
Like treaders and Goudie
And the rest of that rowdy
Crowd. Let them start with a bang!

Let us rhyme to our hearts content,
About ladies, and blokes who are bent

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#7 Post by OFSO » Fri Aug 28, 2015 1:04 pm

Let us rhyme to our hearts content,
About ladies, and blokes who are bent
as for them which are straight
Well they'll just have to wait

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#8 Post by Hydromet » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:52 am

Loitering with intent.
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Do we only have two limericists?

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#9 Post by probes » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:55 am

Do we only have two limericists?
Good question, one might insist

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#10 Post by OFSO » Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:13 am

Do we only have two limericists?
Good question, one might insist
However, to save Probes much trouble
I'm really not double !

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limericks, as it must be...

#11 Post by 421dog » Fri Sep 04, 2015 11:55 pm

Whist flying my plane to a Hunt

I received a request from a Runt:

"I've now had several hits...

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#12 Post by OFSO » Sat Sep 05, 2015 5:56 am

Whilst flying my plane to a Hunt
I received a request from a Runt:
"I've now had several hits...
beans gave me the sh*ts
I'm in the wc - who's flying the aircraft, up front ?"

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#13 Post by 421dog » Sat Sep 05, 2015 2:58 pm

A young lady (late of the Ritz)

Found her waistline was covered in zits

She said, with a Huff...

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#14 Post by stuart » Sat Sep 05, 2015 3:27 pm

A young lady (late of the Ritz)

Found her waistline was covered in zits

She said, with a Huff...

It's all over my muff and...
it's good to be bad.

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#15 Post by OFSO » Sat Sep 05, 2015 4:24 pm

A young lady (late of the Ritz)
Found her waistline was covered in zits
She said, with a Huff...
It's all over my muff and...
that's also covered in nits !

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#16 Post by stuart » Sun Sep 06, 2015 9:02 pm

I met an old man from Spain who
it's good to be bad.

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#17 Post by 421dog » Mon Sep 07, 2015 11:55 am

I once met an old man from Spain who
Had quite a fetish for 'planes too
He once did a spin
In an Aerostar twin

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#18 Post by OFSO » Mon Sep 07, 2015 1:45 pm

I once met an old man from Spain who
Had quite a fetish for 'planes too
He once did a spin
In an Aerostar twin
Flying while sitting on the 'loo.

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#19 Post by 421dog » Mon Sep 07, 2015 10:41 pm

While flying quite blind in the clag
With a girl who was 'struth quite a hag
I reached for the gear,

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#20 Post by Hydromet » Tue Sep 08, 2015 2:36 am

While flying quite blind in the clag
With a girl who was 'struth quite a hag
I reached for the gear,
But forgot to steer;
Had my mind on a possible shag.
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When we popped out of the cloud

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