The Limerick Thread
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The Limerick Thread
There was a new website called PProone
Which came on the scene none too soon
For we, oft rejected
Were getting dejected
Which came on the scene none too soon
For we, oft rejected
Were getting dejected
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Re: The Limerick Thread
There was a new website called PProone
Which came on the scene none too soon
For we, oft rejected
Were getting dejected
and singing a very sad tune.
Which came on the scene none too soon
For we, oft rejected
Were getting dejected
and singing a very sad tune.
Re: The Limerick Thread
Now we won't have to be subtle
In our limericks. The mods won't scuttle
Our wicked verses
In our limericks. The mods won't scuttle
Our wicked verses
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or possibly curses
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Re: The Limerick Thread
Or suggestions we might like a cuddle
It's time that some of the gang
From PPRuNe came and lent us a hand
Like treaders and goudie
It's time that some of the gang
From PPRuNe came and lent us a hand
Like treaders and goudie
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It's time that some of the gang
From PPRuNe came and lent us a hand
Like treaders and Goudie
And the rest of that rowdy
Crowd. Let them start with a bang!
Let us rhyme to our hearts content,
About ladies, and blokes who are bent
From PPRuNe came and lent us a hand
Like treaders and Goudie
And the rest of that rowdy
Crowd. Let them start with a bang!
Let us rhyme to our hearts content,
About ladies, and blokes who are bent
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Re: The Limerick Thread
Let us rhyme to our hearts content,
About ladies, and blokes who are bent
as for them which are straight
Well they'll just have to wait
About ladies, and blokes who are bent
as for them which are straight
Well they'll just have to wait
Re: The Limerick Thread
Loitering with intent.
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Do we only have two limericists?
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Do we only have two limericists?
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Do we only have two limericists?
Good question, one might insist
Good question, one might insist
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Do we only have two limericists?
Good question, one might insist
However, to save Probes much trouble
I'm really not double !
Good question, one might insist
However, to save Probes much trouble
I'm really not double !
limericks, as it must be...
Whist flying my plane to a Hunt
I received a request from a Runt:
"I've now had several hits...
I received a request from a Runt:
"I've now had several hits...
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Whilst flying my plane to a Hunt
I received a request from a Runt:
"I've now had several hits...
beans gave me the sh*ts
I'm in the wc - who's flying the aircraft, up front ?"
I received a request from a Runt:
"I've now had several hits...
beans gave me the sh*ts
I'm in the wc - who's flying the aircraft, up front ?"
Re: The Limerick Thread
A young lady (late of the Ritz)
Found her waistline was covered in zits
She said, with a Huff...
Found her waistline was covered in zits
She said, with a Huff...
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Re: The Limerick Thread
A young lady (late of the Ritz)
Found her waistline was covered in zits
She said, with a Huff...
It's all over my muff and...
Found her waistline was covered in zits
She said, with a Huff...
It's all over my muff and...
it's good to be bad.
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Re: The Limerick Thread
A young lady (late of the Ritz)
Found her waistline was covered in zits
She said, with a Huff...
It's all over my muff and...
that's also covered in nits !
Found her waistline was covered in zits
She said, with a Huff...
It's all over my muff and...
that's also covered in nits !
Re: The Limerick Thread
I once met an old man from Spain who
Had quite a fetish for 'planes too
He once did a spin
In an Aerostar twin
Had quite a fetish for 'planes too
He once did a spin
In an Aerostar twin
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I once met an old man from Spain who
Had quite a fetish for 'planes too
He once did a spin
In an Aerostar twin
Flying while sitting on the 'loo.
Had quite a fetish for 'planes too
He once did a spin
In an Aerostar twin
Flying while sitting on the 'loo.
Re: The Limerick Thread
While flying quite blind in the clag
With a girl who was 'struth quite a hag
I reached for the gear,
With a girl who was 'struth quite a hag
I reached for the gear,
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While flying quite blind in the clag
With a girl who was 'struth quite a hag
I reached for the gear,
But forgot to steer;
Had my mind on a possible shag.
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When we popped out of the cloud
With a girl who was 'struth quite a hag
I reached for the gear,
But forgot to steer;
Had my mind on a possible shag.
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When we popped out of the cloud