The Limerick Thread

[Slasher]

And the bastards had bitten me slug!
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[Hydromet]

I thought that I had a damned chancre
But the doctor said "Son, you're a wanker"

[OFSO]

It's wrinkly and sore
So don't be a bore

[Slasher]

It's not like you've got a big canker.
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[OFSO]

The things I sometimes have seen
Would get you reaching for the tube of zinc cream

[Slasher]

Such as that green coloured slime
Which has dribbled a long time
From the snatch where my dick has just been.
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[OFSO]

A long lasting, deep-musing think
Makes me wonder if you'll cure it with zinc

[Hydromet]

A long lasting, deep-musing think
Makes me wonder if you'll cure it with zinc.
You may need something stronger
to put on your schlong, or

[Slasher]

Or just let it soak in the sink.
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[John Hill]

So I present:-

I drove me ute around Down Under
Saw Ularu it was a wonder
Stopped for a meal
at Camooweal
Outside the pub I had to chunder.

[Hydromet]

Then I drove to Willy Creek,
Where I had to stop for a leak.

[OFSO]

I lost me left sock
To a salt-water croc

[Slasher]

And the bugger was far from meek.
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He then tried to snap at my penis
My god you should've just seen us!

[John Hill]

His yellow teeth
ripped off the sheath
With only diaphanous latex between us.

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A pretty young girl from Antarctica

[OFSO]

Told her lover 'I'm convinced what anarseyouare"

[Slasher]

"You think you know all...
Those tales you tell tall...
And It says so in Wiki Samartarsia."
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'Twas a real pleasant day at the Pole
The ice and the sun made me whole.

[OFSO]

But me prostate was frozen
For I'd worn too thin hosen

[Hydromet]

'Twas a real pleasant day at the Pole
The ice and the sun made me whole.
But me prostate was frozen
For I'd worn too thin hosen
And an icicle hung out of my arseole
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When blizzards blow wild down south

[Slasher]

It's best to just cover your mouth.
Now don't go aground
If a tit's not around

[Hydromet]

When blizzards blow wild down south
It's best to just cover your mouth.
Now don't go aground
If a tit's not around
That's considered rather uncouth.
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I went to a vaudeville show