The Limerick Thread

[Slasher]

I went to a vaudeville show
And saw a girl who I know.

[OFSO]

She's a friend of the vicar's
Who once borrowed her knickers

[Slasher]

So his balls don't hang down so low.
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The bishop had said to the actress
Come let's christen your mattress.

[OFSO]

But he didn't of oughter
Spray'd his Holy Water

[Hydromet]

The bishop had said to the actress
Come let's christen your mattress.
But he didn't of oughter
Spray'd his Holy Water
'Cause she was such a good felatrice.
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She told him to try once again,
And this time, don't leave a stain.

[OFSO]

So come, if you must
in a puff of chalk dust

[OFSO]

And achieve, in old age little fame.


For reasons not entirely clear,
I'd drunk far too much German beer
When a Frau with big knockers

[Hydromet]

For reasons not entirely clear,
I'd drunk far too much German beer
When a Frau with big knockers
And two Polish streetwalkers
Said "You can have us all, front or rear."
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I asked "Is there no other choice?"

[OFSO]

For example, some pert little boys?

[OFSO]

But the lass - quite a strumpet
Blew a tune, on my trumpet

[Hydromet]

I asked "Is there no other choice?"
For example, some pert little boys?
But the lass - quite a strumpet
Blew a tune, on my trumpet
Something she knows I enjoys.
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She played quite a tune on my organ

[Slasher]

Though her face had resembled a gorgon.

[OFSO]

In fear I did piss
When her head-snakes all hissed

[Slasher]

So I dashed off full speed in my Morgan.
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[OFSO]

I took her for a for a drive in my car
And when parked, I thought I'd go far

[stuart]

But as i felt her sensitive part
I let go an almighty fart

[Hydromet]

I took her for a for a drive in my car
And when parked, I thought I'd go far
But as i felt her sensitive part
I let go an almighty fart
That blew all the doors ajar.
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I said "Did the earth move for you?"

[OFSO]

Would you say was it a rivet or a screw ?

[Slasher]

"I'm not one who cares...
Just twirl my pube hairs
And give that wet snatch what it's due."
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[OFSO]

While having a stroll in the park
I let loose a horrendous loud fart
A squirril up a tree