Waitrose selling 'sexist' sandwiches

[FD2]

It seems that those dastardly chauvinists at Waitrose are now selling sexist sandwiches. It's just disgraceful that wimmin can't eat them, innit?

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/2018/1 ... ion-widget

I seem to remember falling down a long tunnel and waking up. The Queen and the Cheshire Cat et al had gone. Thinking I was back in the 'normal' world I read this article...

[Boac]

I trust that all tubs of Gentleman’s relish will be removed from sales in the UK. Dang - there gues a 'trad' Xmas present.

[OFSO]

And BA is going to have to rename those flights to Oman. Perhaps flying to GNP (Gender Neutral Person).

[FD2]

Any ideas as to what 'Gentleman's Relish' could be re-named as? Person's Relish? Human of NSG Being's Relish?

Any other examples of this blatantly disgusting sexism spring to mind? About the only thing I agreed with David Cameron about was when he flippantly said that 'too many tweets make a twat' - this was the beginning of a Twitter Storm apparently. I expect he got his bottom smacked later by whichever of his focus groups was responsible for these sorts of issues.

I'm saddened that Waitrose seems to have capitulated so easily to the Feminazis - bloody surrender monkeys!

[ExSp33db1rd]

Do what I remember as Southern Rail still have Ladies Only carriages ?

If so how disgraceful

[Cacophonix]

Surely, in this kind of warped, not to say perverse, feminist paradigm, where sandwiches are seen as symbols of male patrimony and all else that ails the neuter world, a Chicken Caesar Roll is by definition, sexist!

Sandwiches, of course, are also suspect given that the good Earl was a male and by his title and sex possibly also into patrimony,if not bread wrapping and who knows what else that could be offensive to women! No doubt the blue stockings, not to say female idiots, that raised these irrelevant points will feel their non specific roles in pointless gender "politics" and etymology have been made when a Chicken Casear roll becomes a chicken person roll!

FFS

Caco

[Capetonian]

Don't these congenital fools have anything better to do? Clearly not.

Let's now get Manchester renamed as Chester. Oh no, there already is a Chester, so let's rename that to it's Welsh name, Caer. No, sorry, that will.upset the English.

Somebody will have to manage, sorry, personage, all these name changes.

[unifoxos]

And Wellington boots, named after a Lord??
Perhaps we should campaign to rename Victoria Station, named after a woman.

I'll have persongo salad after dinner. Or perhaps personchego cheese with biscuits. And a persondarin orange would be nice.

[Magnus]

Sorry, Cape, but perSONage is also sexist. We'll have to use "peroffspringage" instead.

Isn't gentleman's relish properly called patum peperium? (or in some instances Michael Winner's special sauce)!

To stretch a metaphor beyond its elastic limit, should women henceforth be known as wooffspring? Reductio ad absurdum.

[Cacophonix]

On the other hand I fully support sexy sandwich makers...



Oh yeah baby, I just love your sandwiches. ..





Nothing like a bit of sexism in the morning, smells like victory!

Caco

[Slasher]

She can't make a sandwich for sh*t...but who cares!

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[Capetonian]

She can make my sandwich any time!

How do you avoid starving to death in the desert?

You eat the sandwhichis there.

Hat, coat, door.

[Cacophonix]

Mansized Kleenex tissues will be labelled Xtra large.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... aints.html

Caco

[Slasher]

Waitrose is to change the name of its Gentleman’s Smoked Chicken Caesar Roll because feminist campaigners said it was sexist.

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[CharlieOneSix]

....Perhaps we should campaign to rename Victoria Station, named after a woman.....

Maybe we should start one of those Government Petitions for this to show the stupidity of some feminists. If we got 100,000 supporters it would have to be discussed at Westminster.

Now Kleenex tissues have given in. The feminist world has gone mad and it's about time men kicked back. I think it's sexist to have gentlemens and ladies toilets. They should be renamed just toilets and available to both sexes. Any more stupid ideas?

[CharlieOneSix]

I'm not going to eat gorgonzola any more. It's a sexist name relating to the three female gorgons, Euryale, Sthenno, and Medusa. The name should be changed to something else.

[603DX]

The restaurants in John Lewis stores (the Waitrose parent company) may shortly be taking their "Ploughman's Lunch" off the menu or re-naming it, if the same idiots are responsible for replying to fatuous customer complaints. Are there already any Ploughpeople, I wonder?

[CharlieOneSix]

I object to the charity Women In Prison as it's a sexist title. All 12 Women's prisons in England and the one in Scotland should be become available to men and women as should all prisons......as should any toilets in them. We must be fair to these feminists who want equality.

Jeez, this nonsense make me angry!

[Capetonian]

They should be renamed just toilets and available to both sexes

How sexist can you get? Both sexes?
What about people of indeterminate sex, gay boys, lezzos, moffies, shirt lifters, fudge packers, cross dressers, transvestites, poofters, woofters, dykes ....... you can't just lump them all together as 'both sexes'.

[CharlieOneSix]

I'm on a roll......to pacify the feminists we'll have to do away with patronymic surnames, ie Scottish surnames such as MacDonald, Robertson, Anderson, MacLeod, MacKenzie, McEwan, McNeill..... all meaning son of Donald, Robert,Andrew etc etc.

What about people of indeterminate sex, gay boys, lezzos, moffies, shirt lifters, fudge packers, cross dressers, transvestites, poofters, woofters, dykes ....... you can't just lump them all together as 'both sexes'.

Yes you can - gay boys are male, lezzos are female, a transvestite is still (usually) male. My solution would get rid of any difficulty transsexuals might have in deciding which toilets to use, same with transgender. If they consider themselves of indeterminate sex as you suggest then unisex toilets solve any identity issues.

Tongue very much in cheek. I'm just fed up with all this feminist complaining nonsense.