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Caption Competetion.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:08 pm
by om15
Global warming eco protestors glue themselves to Mr Corbyn's front garden fence.
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Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:43 pm
by llondel
I'd leave them there, not getting in anyone's way.

ETA: I guess I ought to add a caption:

1. Penny for the guy!

2. Just some stuck-up protesty types.

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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 5:49 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right......!

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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 8:15 pm
by om15
This should stick it up Corbyn..



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Posted: Wed Apr 17, 2019 11:57 pm
by Slasher
Old bloke: "I'm not here for any protest. These 2 women promised to take turns jerking me off if I joined 'em!"

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Posted: Thu Apr 18, 2019 12:09 am
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
"How do we get rid of eco-protesters, Sarge?"

"Chuck 'em in the recycling truck, my lad; Simples!"

"Wot, fence an' all?"

"Fence an' all. It'll come out easy - Wurzel can't put a Cabinet together, there's no chance he's done a good fence"

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:11 am
by Slasher
With kind acknowledgement to Pontius the Nav.

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“Ya frauline. You iss de soldaten type ve need for Seelöwe to successfully invade vittout a shot fired from der Englanders.”

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Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:53 am
by TheGreenGoblin
Lovely girls, shoulders back! Show zem off, show zem off. In the female, German equivalent of the immortal Windsor Davies.

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 9:15 am
by Pontius Navigator
Bozzumkas

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 am
by Rwy in Sight
Slasher wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 8:11 am
With kind acknowledgement to Pontius the Nav.


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“Ya frauline. You iss de soldaten type ve need for Seelöwe to successfully invade vittout a shot fired from der Englanders.”
Sometimes NOT wearing a Bra can be great.

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:02 am
by Boac
We'll take your word for that, RiS =))

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:07 am
by TheGreenGoblin
Rwy in Sight wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 am

Sometimes NOT wearing a Bra can be great.
Yes but only if one is allowed to wear one's tie, stockings and suspenders... =))

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Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:47 am
by Slasher
Rwy in Sight wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 am
Sometimes NOT wearing a Bra can be great.
Matter of fact RiS I wore one of Apsara’s bras stuffed with large oranges for a day to see how it feels. I picked the most hottest muggiest day. Yes I got some funny looks from the locals while out and about doing stuff...but hey this is Thailand after all! :p

It was a great relief to get the damn thing off at bedtime. How a woman can put up wearing that bloody garment is beyond me. I can understand now why me missus prefers to go braless where possible.

Of course I insist she go topless while pottering around the house when the kid is at school! :ymdevil:

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:37 am
by TheGreenGoblin
Slasher wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:47 am
Rwy in Sight wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 am
Sometimes NOT wearing a Bra can be great.
Matter of fact RiS I wore one of Apsara’s bras stuffed with large oranges for a day to see how it feels. I picked the most hottest muggiest day. Yes I got some funny looks from the locals while out and about doing stuff...but hey this is Thailand after all! :p

It was a great relief to get the damn thing off at bedtime. How a woman can put up wearing that bloody garment is beyond me. I can understand now why me missus prefers to go braless where possible.

Of course I insist she go topless while pottering around the house when the kid is at school! :ymdevil:
Captain Slasher, I do hope you are planning on publishing your memoirs/autobiography. I trust the resulting book will include photo's as well! Photographs of the aircraft you have flown over you career I mean.... =))

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 12:10 pm
by Slasher
I haven’t reached the age of writing my memoirs or an autobiology of my wang mate, but if I do I promise to have you as Number 1 on the distribution list. Ex-Ascot will be #2 and Caco #3.

Dunno what I’ll title it. Planes Boobs & ‘Shinery?

Hopefully I’ll sell a good 500,000..500...50...5 copies at least! :D

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:22 pm
by Rwy in Sight
Slasher wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:47 am
Rwy in Sight wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 10:00 am
Sometimes NOT wearing a Bra can be great.
Matter of fact RiS I wore one of Apsara’s bras stuffed with large oranges for a day to see how it feels. I picked the most hottest muggiest day. Yes I got some funny looks from the locals while out and about doing stuff...but hey this is Thailand after all! :p

It was a great relief to get the damn thing off at bedtime. How a woman can put up wearing that bloody garment is beyond me. I can understand now why me missus prefers to go braless where possible.

Of course I insist she go topless while pottering around the house when the kid is at school! :ymdevil:
Slasher,

I need to be taught your persuasion technique because the current Mrs RiS refuses to go braless practically all the times. Regarding your biography I do insists the various pics to be large enough as to have the clarity to be useable.

TheGreenGoblin I do find a lady wearing a guys shirt pretty sexy.

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:40 pm
by Pontius Navigator

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Posted: Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:30 pm
by Slasher
Rwy in Sight wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:22 pm
Missus only goes braless on hot muggy days RiS outside the home which is understandable. Otherwise she wears the boulder holder. She’s approaching 36 and is well aware of gravity and the droop factor it will cause with age. The bigger the titties the more conscious a female will be about future droopocity.

You’ll find most women will wear bras only for modestic purposes and/or to counter the future inexorable onslaught of droopery. If your house is warm, gently encourage her to remove the offending supporting garment while in the home and she’ll immediately feel the benefits*, but don’t push her to go braless outside the house though.

*Also you’ll be able to have a quick luxurious unencumbered feel of her benefits whenever you want to! :ymdevil:

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 9:36 am
by Rwy in Sight
Slasher wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 11:30 pm
Rwy in Sight wrote:
Sun Oct 06, 2019 3:22 pm
Missus only goes braless on hot muggy days RiS outside the home which is understandable. Otherwise she wears the boulder holder. She’s approaching 36 and is well aware of gravity and the droop factor it will cause with age. The bigger the titties the more conscious a female will be about future droopocity.

You’ll find most women will wear bras only for modestic purposes and/or to counter the future inexorable onslaught of droopery. If your house is warm, gently encourage her to remove the offending supporting garment while in the home and she’ll immediately feel the benefits*, but don’t push her to go braless outside the house though.

*Also you’ll be able to have a quick luxurious unencumbered feel of her benefits whenever you want to! :ymdevil:
:YMAPPLAUSE:
Useful advice it gets the maximum result without pressing her too much.

Re: Caption Competetion.

Posted: Mon Oct 07, 2019 10:02 am
by probes
A pic to the caption above (result without...), then? :ymdevil:

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