One for Slasher

[PHXPhlyer]

Slasher:
Maybe you should have been a baseball player!

[Rwy in Sight]

He would have been too distracted to continue the game without looking at such a great targets.

[Slasher]

I can't make out what this test is about.

[PHXPhlyer]

Maybe I should say "Two for Slasher".

PP

[Slasher]

I changed VPN. This time I got that baseball clip instead of some silly love test.

[TheGreenGoblin]

Maybe I should say "Two for Slasher".

PP

One in the hand is always worth more than two in the bush.

True of all ball games.

[Slasher]

I was always such a happy child!

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Playing, exploring, finding new toys to play with.

[Hydromet]

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One in the hand is always worth more than two in the bush.

True of all ball games.
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...or, a push in the bush is worth two in the hand.

[Rwy in Sight]

Slasher, have a better look at the background and make sure you check your eyes. I am concerned by your lack of attention.

It is a pity we did not appreciate this kid's privilege when we were at his age.

[Slasher]

RiS surely you didn't expect dear old dad to take a photo of me like that and stick it in the family album for posterity did you?

I did like playing with big boobs at that age though. I was drawn to 'em without actually knowing why. Sometimes I got a smack and told I was naughty for doing it.

[Rwy in Sight]

There is hope that the picture appears by accident. Friend (who incidently has her birthday today) and renown for her upper body twin assets and French teacher. Several young boys hands' did collided with those wonderful marvels. She had spoken with the school psychologist and was told not to make a big deal about it.

Maybe Slasher we missed some opportunities.

[Pontius Navigator]

Our club president was pinning a badge on our newest female member. For some reason, rather than pinning it on her cardigan the president chose to pin it to the dress which required one hand inside and . . . the magnetic backing was dropped.

Undeterred the president plunged a hand after to stunned silence from the mostly male audience and the astonishment of the new member.

Fortunately the magnetic dropped out and equally that the president was female.

[TheGreenGoblin]

Would three for Captain Slasher just be one too many?

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Mind you one is clearly not enough. As the old ditty went...

"Oh what a pitty she's only one titty
To feed the baby on
The poor little bugger he'll never play rugger
He'll never be big and strong

Oh, he'll never go swimming
He'll never chase women
He'll never be fit to fight
He's fed by a cripple with only one nipple
Because of what happened one night"

The rest of the lyrics can be found on the tinterweb, as they are far from being suitable for such a refined forum as this one.