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Fantasy Holiday

#1 Post by om15 » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:34 pm

If you could suspend your life for a moment and enjoy a two week holiday in a caravan in Rhyl with a companion of your choice, who would you invite?

I think that I would choose Hedy Lamarr, or if she was busy possibly Mrs Peel from the Avengers.

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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#2 Post by ian16th » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:55 pm

om15 wrote:
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If you could suspend your life for a moment and enjoy a two week holiday in a caravan in Rhyl with a companion of your choice, who would you invite?

I think that I would choose Hedy Lamarr, or if she was busy possibly Mrs Peel from the Avengers.
Our 1st holiday in civilian life, Kidwelly, S. Wales. 1969. 4 years after demob.
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#3 Post by Capetonian » Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:58 pm

I can't think of anyone, past or present, who could induce me to spend two days, let alone two weeks, in a caravan in Rhyl.

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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#4 Post by Alisoncc » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:26 pm

Better than a week at Ingoldmills Caravan Park, Skeggy. Now there's a name that conjures up exotic thoughts from the 1950's. Not.
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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#5 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Oct 19, 2019 9:51 pm

I have spent a weekend in a caravan park in Skeggy. I was too drunk to remember which, and I can heartily recommend Too Drunk as the perfect accompaniment to any visit to Skeggy.
My only extended caravan stay was a month in one belonging to one of my flying instructors. It was near St Tropez. Surprisingly, it was better than Skeggy ;)))

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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#6 Post by ian16th » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:02 pm

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It was near St Tropez. Surprisingly, it was better than Skeggy ;)))
In September 1957 I was posted from near Skeggy to near St Tropez!

Coningsby to Istres!

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#7 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Oct 19, 2019 10:25 pm

There really ought to be a medal ;)))

I've done Coningsby to Istres (and v.v.) in about an hour quite a few times, though without dirtying the wheels.

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#8 Post by Sisemen » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:56 am

Sounds like just the sort of holiday our Mancunian leftist would enjoy - shacked up with the editor of the Grauniad.

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#9 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:58 am

What, like Lady Hale?

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#10 Post by Slasher » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:45 am

Had to look up where and what Rhyl is. Since therefore it will be cold wet and miserable I’d expect to be locked in aforementioned caravan for the 14 day duration.

As for who I’d shack up with is a toss between Jane Jetson and Betty Rubble. Wouldn’t mind having both though.

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#11 Post by Ex-Ascot » Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:44 am

My late parents kept on trying to lend us their caravan. We couldn't see the problem of staying in a hotel. They should be banned during daylight hours on public roads. Winding county lanes in Cornwall in the summer are brought to a standstill because of those mobile sheds.
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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#12 Post by unifoxos » Sun Oct 20, 2019 7:53 am

Nigella Lawson gets my vote (well, I want to eat well too...)
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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#13 Post by ian16th » Sun Oct 20, 2019 10:18 am

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
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There really ought to be a medal ;)))
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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#14 Post by Cpt_Pugwash » Sun Oct 20, 2019 11:56 am

Ian, that chap opposite you with the sergeanst stripes looks very like a chap called Len Hoad, who I worked with in the clean room at 30 MU, Raf Sealand, some 10 years later. A wealth of stories about Christmas Island, as I recall.

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#15 Post by ian16th » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:31 pm

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Ian, that chap opposite you with the sergeanst stripes looks very like a chap called Len Hoad, who I worked with in the clean room at 30 MU, Raf Sealand, some 10 years later. A wealth of stories about Christmas Island, as I recall.
His name was Reg Truscott, he was the MT Sgt.

We had a Bedford bus, a Landrover, Standard Vanguard pickup and the OC's Vanguard saloon.
He had an SAC driver/mechanic as his complete staff!

Because of the NATO Treaty that we were there under, we were supposed to supervise the Ffrench doing the work on transient a/c. So all aircraft tradesmen were NCO's.
But to speed things along, we all mucked in and did the work ourselves.

90% of the work was refuelling, re-oiling and a/c handling. This caused me a problem later when I was on 214 Sqdn. One of our Valiants left the dispersal to fly, developed a snag and returned unannounced. The only phone line to the Sqdn dispersal was in use so the tower couldn't tell us it was returning.
I was out on the line and saw it, and marshalled it into the pan it had been on earlier.

This got me a bollocking from the Crew Chief, because 'Fairies can't marshal!' So I never did again.

He should have seen the strip at Istres when the Hunter Sqdn's on detachment at Luqa changed over and we had two complete sqdn's on the ground at the same time. This on top of of our usual traffic. One of our most enthusiastic workers was our Cpl Medic! He loved getting his hands dirty.
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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#16 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Sun Oct 20, 2019 12:43 pm

Capetonian wrote:
Sat Oct 19, 2019 8:58 pm
I can't think of anyone, past or present, who could induce me to spend two days, let alone two weeks, in a caravan in Rhyl.
:))

My thought exactly!

It might even be as bad as having to spend two days in a caravan anywhere with Father Noel Furlong...



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I went to Rhyl once for about 10 minutes. I remember it distinctly!
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#17 Post by Capetonian » Sun Oct 20, 2019 1:29 pm

I've been through it on the train twice, that was once too often. Mind you the second time was on the way from Holyhead and it's nice to go anywhere from Holyhead.

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#18 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sun Oct 20, 2019 2:37 pm

Tornado F3 and GPZ900R, fastest ways out of Holyhead / RAF Valley by air or road. Believe me, if there were faster ways I would have found them! ;)))

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Re: Fantasy Holiday

#19 Post by larsssnowpharter » Sun Oct 20, 2019 5:22 pm

Never been to Rhyl but enjoy caravanning, camper van and camping.

There will be those amongst us who can remember the 1950s housing shortage and the 2 year waiting list for a MQ. In those days many RAF stations had a satellite caravan park. After we came back from Tengah, dad was posted to ATDU at RNAS Culdrose. He bought a 22ft Bluebird caravan which was augmented by a 14 ft caravan which served as the bathroom (proper bath) and bedroom for 2 kids. The caravans were sited where the viewing area for the station is now.

This was to be our home for 4 years. I well remember that rain on the roof and tucking down into my blankets with a shiver down my spine.

Camper vans and caravans have allowed me to explore places all over Europe that, otherwise, I could never have afforded.

Until I met Señora Larss, I had an ambition of buying myself a luxury motorhome, hooking up the DG and touring the best gliding sites in Europe.

But Rhyl. Yes, that's a problem. 2 weeks to say?

My perfect companion would be Michelle Yeoh!

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#20 Post by Smeagol » Sun Oct 20, 2019 6:22 pm

I must be lucky, never been to Rhyl!
However, I have been to Holyhead (more than once, unfortunately). Had to stay overnight on one occasion and a search of hotels showed that there was not a single one I would stay in! Had to go to Trearddur Bay to find one worth staying in for the night.
But to return to the original question, there is one particular lady who would have been an ideal companion for a few days anywhere, Rhyl included, but I am not saying who she is!
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