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News of the Weird

#1 Post by llondel » Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:47 am

OK, stumbled across this one today with a very WTF? moment.

It has the headline Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion

https://abovethelaw.com/2021/07/man-cal ... t-opinion/

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#2 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:22 am

Clearly a wanker of the first order

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#3 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Thu Jul 29, 2021 9:30 am

llondel wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 2:47 am
OK, stumbled across this one today with a very WTF? moment.

It has the headline Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion

https://abovethelaw.com/2021/07/man-cal ... t-opinion/
Incontinent masturbation! Clearly mentally unwell (and on the path to blindness).... =))

Nurse Ratched, 25 mil Chlorpromazine vial and my syringe please... cue the violins...


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#4 Post by Boac » Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:10 am

Incontinent masturbation!
What happens if you go abroad.....?
What happens if one becomes aroused looking at ladies in nurses' uniforms?

I need answers!! Q2 more urgent than Q1..............

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#5 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:19 am

Boac wrote:
Thu Jul 29, 2021 11:10 am
Incontinent masturbation!
What happens if you go abroad.....?
What happens if one becomes aroused looking at ladies in nurses' uniforms?

I need answers!!
One has to abide by the lockdown rules... one has to keep one's incontinence at home! :)

As for nurses, the wild bunch, and arousal, I say nothing lest I incriminate myself.... =))
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