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ricardian wrote: ↑

Sun Jun 12, 2022 4:32 pm

No comment necessary

My friend Sharon went into the kitchen to discover Sunstone, aka the devil-possessed cat, had removed a sliced loaf from a cupboard, opened the plastic wrapper, taken out two slices and was eating them on the countertop. Probably couldn't decide whether to put cheese or ham between them.

Found a way to keep my "Brats", sorry, "Cats" amused during the day while I'm at work.... They have a choice of Fishes downstairs and bird TV upstairs...... I don't think they like the stools to sit on though...

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What's next...
Cat porn?

PP

PHXPhlyer wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 26, 2022 6:42 pm

What's next...
Cat porn?

PP

I think that was cat porn...

I can see me getting banned for this one...lol

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G~Man wrote: ↑

Fri Aug 26, 2022 7:40 pm

I can see me getting banned for this one...lol

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Now that was, almost, cat porn!

But I did laugh muchly...

Watching those cats "uk ukking" over the fish on the screen makes me wonder, if one could teach a cat to use a fishing rod?

As the Good Book didn't say "give a cat a fish, and he/she expects you to do the same again, teach a cat to fish and...!

My brother's cat goes fishing at the river. She catches more fish than my brother. Then again, that's not difficult.

TheGreenAnger wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 28, 2022 3:17 pm

As the Good Book didn't say "give a cat a fish, and he/she expects you to do the same again, teach a cat to fish and...!

Kinda like:

Give a helicopter pilot a fish--he eats for a day, teach a helicopter pilot to fish and he'll sit on a boat and drink beer all day.....

G~Man wrote: ↑

Mon Aug 29, 2022 6:40 pm

TheGreenAnger wrote: ↑

Sun Aug 28, 2022 3:17 pm

As the Good Book didn't say "give a cat a fish, and he/she expects you to do the same again, teach a cat to fish and...!

Kinda like:

Give a helicopter pilot a fish--he eats for a day, teach a helicopter pilot to fish and he'll sit on a boat and drink beer all day.....

Man, forget RIchard Bach, and his frigging seagull (as good as the book was) you have to do the heli alternative (no cats were hurt in this idea)...

When I was a child, we had a cat who was a good hunter, and a Dalmatian dog. The dog observed the cat stalking birds in the garden and decided to try the same thing herself, with hilarious results. The birds just waited until she got about 6ft away and then flew off, on multiple occasions.

An American cat that flew across the pond with the 387th Bombardment Group to our local area during the war. May have gone down in action.

Put this in the wrong thread. Sent to me by a former member.
It's rather clever, I think.

https://m.facebook.com/thekiffness/vide ... 533397195/