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Marry a pirate day!

#1 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon May 23, 2022 10:28 pm

It has been a kind of "3 weddings and a funeral day", and a 56 year old Welsh lady friend, very attractive, who is staying overnight with us after attending the funeral, and me have been talking about her insatiable need for a piratical man, with a soul, an earing and a yacht.

I was apt to suggest G~Man, as he is both a helicopter pilot and, as a yachtsman, clearly, a pirate too, but he is, by all accounts, spoken for, so I was apt to think of the other pirates I know, all of them amiable, intelligent villains. I mean there's Willy Ireland, an old friend, stunt driver, motor cyclist, winner of the 1986 Roof of Africa Rally etc., who is still sailing the Caribbean, but at 56, even he has succumbed to the siren call of one female.

Can anybody here suggest a piratical man for a good looking, lush Welsh woman?


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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#2 Post by Opsboi » Tue May 24, 2022 2:19 am

Just tell her 'Cariad, ewe are prolly descended from one...'

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... es-2399859

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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#3 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Tue May 24, 2022 1:03 pm

Opsboi wrote:
Tue May 24, 2022 2:19 am
Just tell her 'Cariad, ewe are prolly descended from one...'

https://www.walesonline.co.uk/news/wale ... es-2399859
Good article. Captain Morgan was a case in point! :-bd
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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#4 Post by G~Man » Tue May 31, 2022 5:38 pm

I'm back......

This thread is impossible to answer without a picture of "said Lush Welsh woman".....

Me last week on "Pirate Night" on da boat, although I had removed my hat and sword by this point....

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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#5 Post by llondel » Tue May 31, 2022 5:39 pm

No eye patch?

So who knows which are a pirate's favourite two letters?

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#6 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue May 31, 2022 5:41 pm

What about the parrot?

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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#7 Post by G~Man » Tue May 31, 2022 6:44 pm

llondel wrote:
Tue May 31, 2022 5:39 pm
No eye patch?

So who knows which are a pirate's favourite two letters?
You'd think it's the "R" but actually it's the "C".....lol

Yep, had a patch, see here after I went swimming, it is around my neck:

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PHXPhlyer wrote:
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What about the parrot?

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Had a "bad mouthed parrot" stuck on the door, but cannot find a pic of it right now.....
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#8 Post by Hydromet » Tue May 31, 2022 10:56 pm

This one-legged king parrot that came into my workshop is looking for a pirate to sit on his shoulder.
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#9 Post by llondel » Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:23 am

Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!

I think that's a parroty error.

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#10 Post by Hydromet » Wed Jun 01, 2022 2:58 am

llondel wrote:
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Pieces of Nine! Pieces of Nine!

I think that's a parroty error.
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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#11 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Thu Jun 02, 2022 8:26 pm

G~Man wrote:
Tue May 31, 2022 5:38 pm
I'm back......

This thread is impossible to answer without a picture of "said Lush Welsh woman".....

Me last week on "Pirate Night" on da boat, although I had removed my hat and sword by this point....

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IMG_3014.jpg
I saw this and have asked her for permission to post a photo! ;)))
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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#12 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Wed Jun 08, 2022 10:13 pm

My better half and I discussed Fran (the Welsh lady) tonight and I pointed that out G~Man, was clearly a pirate, but T (my better half), as a woman said, I have, as a rogue, (i.e., me), no right to make any comments on this matter. She pointed out that G~Man, was an attractive man...

I have not been given the rights to photos of their days as good girls, but here they are in their 60's anyway...

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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#13 Post by G~Man » Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:32 pm

Ha, very nice....... BTW, no-one wants to hang with "good-girls"....... I always remember the funny phrase from a woman: "You have been a naughty boy---go to MY room"....
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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#14 Post by Opsboi » Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:39 pm

The one on the left is Fran

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Re: Marry a pirate day!

#15 Post by G~Man » Thu Jun 09, 2022 12:08 am

Opsboi wrote:
Wed Jun 08, 2022 11:39 pm
The one on the left is Fran
She would make a mighty fine pirate.....
B-) Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while you're here, you may as well dance. B-)

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