I am DOOMED!

[John Hill]

I have signed up to Twitter!!!!

[G-CPTN]

Does that make you a tw*t?

[Opsboi]

No sympathy whatsoever

[TheGreenAnger]

Mozzie saliva under your skin, roach larvae in your cornflakes, holes in the delicate bits of your nickers, maggots lolling about under your fridge, flies making freaky love in your fruit bowl, photographic memories gobbled away by fishmoths, your furry pet serving blood cocktails to insatiable fleas...Enough is enough, make them stop.

*Please note that the insect stats and data provided would vary depending on circumstance, time, season, weather, or any other variance that could affect this information.


https://www.doom.co.za/

[llondel]

It might take a while before your doom overtakes you, I got my Twitter account back in 2007. Although it might be like the 1940 RAF where the more experienced pilots had a better life expectancy than the ones who turned up for front-line service with six hours flying experience.

[TheGreenAnger]

It had to be done.

[1DC]

Apparently, some years ago, my youngest daughter put Facebook on my mobile telephone. I don't know if anyone has used it. but the telephone still works.