Caption Competition......

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Re: Caption Competition......

#321 Post by Hydromet » Mon Apr 22, 2024 7:59 am

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
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How's filming 'Fury 2' going?
'Well, Brad wasn't available, we have to go woke so it stars a black woman and a ginger trans...and the budget's pretty low'
Such detail - all yours, Fox3, congratulations. Take it away.

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Re: Caption Competition......

#322 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Mon Apr 22, 2024 4:34 pm

You're very kind.
Try this...
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#323 Post by Opsboi » Mon Apr 22, 2024 5:05 pm

"Didn't you even get a hubcap, FFS?"

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#324 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed Apr 24, 2024 6:34 am

Said it was quicker to round them up this way.
'Yes, Madam, I am drunk, but in the morning I shall be sober and you will still be ugly.' Sir Winston Churchill.

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Re: Caption Competition......

#325 Post by G~Man » Wed Apr 24, 2024 5:36 pm

Can't find the runway,but at least he still got all his doors and tires.....
B-) Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while you're here, you may as well dance. B-)

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#326 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu May 02, 2024 9:12 pm

Said it was quicker to round them up this way.
I am giving this to Ex-A, and he should know!
Take it away, Sir.

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#327 Post by Ex-Ascot » Fri May 03, 2024 6:49 am

Thanks Fox.
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#328 Post by Hydromet » Fri May 03, 2024 7:40 am

"Get your finger off that button!"

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Re: Caption Competition......

#329 Post by Woody » Fri May 03, 2024 10:03 am

Automation meant that the cockpit dog was no longer required.
When all else fails, read the instructions.

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#330 Post by Dushan » Fri May 03, 2024 8:03 pm

The Gnomes were declared INOP.
Because they stand on the wall and say "nothing's gonna hurt you tonight, not on my watch".

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#331 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Fri May 03, 2024 8:17 pm

"..and this must be the Company Frequency button to talk to Management"
"Exactly. I knew if we used a clown then we wouldn't need to label the button"

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Re: Caption Competition......

#332 Post by Opsboi » Fri May 03, 2024 8:33 pm

"Hi! Welcome to the Boeing 737 Max, I'm your personal designer!"

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