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Re: Caption Competition......

#201 Post by Ex-Ascot » Fri Jan 19, 2024 8:15 am

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Bank Holiday Monday at London Zoo.
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#202 Post by llondel » Fri Jan 19, 2024 9:31 pm

I'm not sure I have time at the moment, so I'll declare OH.

To contrast to that one though, I will note that I once got sunburned on a bank holiday Monday in Scotland.

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#203 Post by G~Man » Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:29 pm

OK lets try this:

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#204 Post by probes » Mon Jan 22, 2024 5:43 pm

Fixed-horns husband hoping to get a fixed-wing craft?

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#205 Post by Opsboi » Mon Jan 22, 2024 6:27 pm

Gnome takes his hat off - the ghastly truth revealed

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#206 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Mon Jan 22, 2024 9:23 pm

These stag weekends are getting out of hand....

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#207 Post by Ex-Ascot » Tue Jan 23, 2024 8:08 am

You sure as hell hit that at some speed.
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#208 Post by PHXPhlyer » Tue Jan 23, 2024 2:59 pm

New method to indicate Jagermeister onboard.

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#209 Post by Pinky the pilot » Wed Jan 24, 2024 9:18 am

The Pilot wishes to indicate that he is horny.
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#210 Post by talmacapt » Wed Jan 24, 2024 10:08 am

My first thought is/was Denmark or a dependency of Denmark.

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#211 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed Jan 24, 2024 3:21 pm

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My first thought is/was Denmark or a dependency of Denmark.
Was this the right thread?
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#212 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Jan 24, 2024 3:28 pm

A reference to Hamlet?
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#213 Post by talmacapt » Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:12 pm

My mistake, wrong thread.

Should be a guess for WOE are we.

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#214 Post by probes » Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:06 pm

talmacapt wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:12 pm
Will thrash myself 100 times with a wet lettuce leaf.
Why not find a good pic for the next one instead? :-w (when and if, that is)

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#215 Post by G~Man » Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:10 pm

probes wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:06 pm
talmacapt wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:12 pm
Will thrash myself 100 times with a wet lettuce leaf.
Why not find a good pic for the next one instead? :-w (when and if, that is)
Or take a pic of the thrashing..... :D :D

I will judge on Friday
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#216 Post by Opsboi » Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:48 pm

G~Man wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:10 pm
probes wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2024 8:06 pm
talmacapt wrote:
Wed Jan 24, 2024 7:12 pm
Will thrash myself 100 times with a wet lettuce leaf.
Why not find a good pic for the next one instead? :-w (when and if, that is)
Or take a pic of the thrashing..... :D :D

I will judge on Friday
Do the gnomes wield a vicious lettuce leaf when required?

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#217 Post by G~Man » Fri Jan 26, 2024 5:56 pm

Judgement day, and I think Pinky has it, although it was tempting to go with the Gnome reference......
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An image popped up to remind me of last weeks entry that made me laugh:

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#218 Post by Pinky the pilot » Sat Jan 27, 2024 10:29 am

Thanks for that G-Man(how do you do that little curly thingy??) but I have nothing at present to offer, so declare O/H.

To avoid cluttering this topic, question moved to viewtopic.php?f=20&t=8422&p=384302#p384302
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Re: Caption Competition......

#219 Post by Ex-Ascot » Sat Jan 27, 2024 12:02 pm

This scenario with all pax outside is familiar. :-o A guy on the prop is not.
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Re: Caption Competition......

#220 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Jan 27, 2024 3:08 pm

Engine Restart In Flight

Establish stable flight and Trim. Increase airspeed to 150 kts
Attempt restart using normal start procedure

If Unsuccessful, and you have a cabin full of skydivers
Deploy skydivers to the wing on the affected side and attempt hand-swinging

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