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Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 8:21 am
by Ex-Ascot
Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 12:37 pm
Why you should give your child one helium balloon, not 30.
Judgment day. I think that Fox has it. All yours Sir.
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:00 am
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
You're very kind.
Try this...
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Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:37 pm
by G~Man
It can only be
"Clowns to the right of me jokers to the left"
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:55 pm
by PHXPhlyer
There's always one in every outfit.
PP
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:51 pm
by PHXPhlyer
Ex-Ascot wrote: ↑Tue Jan 24, 2023 5:07 am
CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:57 pm
Good suggestion G~Man!...and the winner is:
Ex-Ascot wrote: ↑Mon Jan 23, 2023 11:49 am
Good morning. I assume a cup of tea is out of the question.
You to post Ex-A!
Thank you C16. Didn't think it was that funny just something that I would say in that situation.
Noted the new rules decision on the best in a week.
OK there is a suggested caption to this one which is 'Bring your kid to work day' but let us see if anyone can come up with a better one.
download/file.php?id=19039
This is a bit late but the article offers an explanation.
Couple leave ticketless baby at Israeli airport check-in
https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/baby ... index.html
A couple abandoned their baby at an airport check-in desk in Tel Aviv, Israel after arriving without a ticket for the child.
The pair, who have not been identified, were checking in for a Ryanair flight from Ben Gurion International Airport to Brussels, Belgium on Tuesday with the infant.
It emerged that the baby did not have a ticket, and the couple headed off to board the flight – leaving their child behind on the airline check-in counter.
The matter was referred to police, a spokeswoman for Ryanair told CNN in an email.
She said: “These passengers traveling from Tel Aviv to Brussels (31 Jan) presented at check-in without a booking for their infant. They then proceeded to security leaving the infant behind at check-in.
“The check-in agent at Ben Gurion Airport contacted Airport Security, who retrieved these passengers, and this is now a matter for local police.”
According to Ryanair’s website, “infants can be included in a flight reservation during the online booking process.” When making plans to travel with an infant, a pop-up message appears on the site stating that there is a €25 ($27) charge – or the local currency equivalent – for each one-way flight the baby takes while sitting on an adult’s lap. A seat must be paid for by separate arrangement if the adults want the baby to travel in a car seat.
The Israeli Airport Authority confirmed the episode to CNN and said in a statement:
“A couple and an infant with Belgian passports arrived for a flight at Terminal 1 without a ticket for the baby. The couple also arrived late for the flight, once the check-in for the flight was closed. The couple left the infant seat with the baby and ran toward the security checks at Terminal 1 in an attempt to reach the boarding gate for the flight.”
A spokesman for Israel Police told CNN in a phone call that the matter appeared to have been resolved by the time police arrived on the scene. He said: “The baby was with the parents and there’s no further investigation.”
PP
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Thu Feb 02, 2023 6:49 am
by Ex-Ascot
'Stop clowning around and take this war seriously Bud.'
This is actually a near quote from my boss in the Gulf war. They made me wear a grow bag so when in theatre I put it on over collar and tie. I had a red spotted handkerchief in my top pocket. My boss said, 'please take this war seriously Paul.' I never did. That grow bag is actually on Amorgos on the back of my study door still with the spotted handkerchief and leather pistol holster.
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:26 am
by Ex-Ascot
A judgment due here fox.
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 1:27 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
In which case, the winner is....stuck in the middle with..
G-Man!
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:47 pm
by G~Man
Yay.... Lets go with:
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Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:16 pm
by bob2s
"Well what did you expect, I told you to stop it or you'll go blind".
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:40 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
First Dates Gone Wrong, #2,713 in a series.
"Perhaps you should have explained you had a dog before you asked her to get her pussy out"
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Sat Feb 11, 2023 12:13 pm
by Mrs Ex-Ascot
I meant it when I told you that I'm not budging until you put a shirt on.
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2023 9:21 pm
by G~Man
Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:40 pm
"Perhaps you should have explained you had a dog before you asked her to get her pussy out"
Appeals to my warped sense of humor.... Fox has it for the win.
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2023 11:12 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
Ta muchly,
Here you go...
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Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Sun Feb 19, 2023 9:45 pm
by G~Man
“Shrinkage… I swear”.
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 9:22 am
by Ex-Ascot
A ,Royal Air Force Arctic survival course.
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:00 pm
by Woody
Who needs a caption competition when we’ve got this
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Mon Feb 20, 2023 3:35 pm
by Mrs Ex-Ascot
Back to the competition....
How long before we tell him that we've run out of Elizabeth Arden face cream.
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2023 3:19 pm
by Fox3WheresMyBanana
With this on Page 2, I declare the winner as...
(fumbles with golden envelope..fakes surprised look....)
Mrs Ex-A!
Re: Caption Competition......
Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:52 pm
by Ex-Ascot
Mrs Ex-Ascot is having technical problems but this is her input,