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Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 24, 2023 12:37 pm

Why you should give your child one helium balloon, not 30.

Judgment day. I think that Fox has it. All yours Sir.

You're very kind.
Try this...

It can only be

"Clowns to the right of me jokers to the left"

There's always one in every outfit.

PP

Ex-Ascot wrote: ↑

Tue Jan 24, 2023 5:07 am

CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 23, 2023 5:57 pm

Good suggestion G~Man!...and the winner is:

Ex-Ascot wrote: ↑

Mon Jan 23, 2023 11:49 am

Good morning. I assume a cup of tea is out of the question.

You to post Ex-A!

Thank you C16. Didn't think it was that funny just something that I would say in that situation.

Noted the new rules decision on the best in a week.

OK there is a suggested caption to this one which is 'Bring your kid to work day' but let us see if anyone can come up with a better one.

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This is a bit late but the article offers an explanation.

Couple leave ticketless baby at Israeli airport check-in

https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/baby ... index.html

A couple abandoned their baby at an airport check-in desk in Tel Aviv, Israel after arriving without a ticket for the child.

The pair, who have not been identified, were checking in for a Ryanair flight from Ben Gurion International Airport to Brussels, Belgium on Tuesday with the infant.

It emerged that the baby did not have a ticket, and the couple headed off to board the flight – leaving their child behind on the airline check-in counter.

The matter was referred to police, a spokeswoman for Ryanair told CNN in an email.

She said: “These passengers traveling from Tel Aviv to Brussels (31 Jan) presented at check-in without a booking for their infant. They then proceeded to security leaving the infant behind at check-in.

“The check-in agent at Ben Gurion Airport contacted Airport Security, who retrieved these passengers, and this is now a matter for local police.”

According to Ryanair’s website, “infants can be included in a flight reservation during the online booking process.” When making plans to travel with an infant, a pop-up message appears on the site stating that there is a €25 ($27) charge – or the local currency equivalent – for each one-way flight the baby takes while sitting on an adult’s lap. A seat must be paid for by separate arrangement if the adults want the baby to travel in a car seat.

The Israeli Airport Authority confirmed the episode to CNN and said in a statement:

“A couple and an infant with Belgian passports arrived for a flight at Terminal 1 without a ticket for the baby. The couple also arrived late for the flight, once the check-in for the flight was closed. The couple left the infant seat with the baby and ran toward the security checks at Terminal 1 in an attempt to reach the boarding gate for the flight.”

A spokesman for Israel Police told CNN in a phone call that the matter appeared to have been resolved by the time police arrived on the scene. He said: “The baby was with the parents and there’s no further investigation.”

PP

'Stop clowning around and take this war seriously Bud.'

This is actually a near quote from my boss in the Gulf war. They made me wear a grow bag so when in theatre I put it on over collar and tie. I had a red spotted handkerchief in my top pocket. My boss said, 'please take this war seriously Paul.' I never did. That grow bag is actually on Amorgos on the back of my study door still with the spotted handkerchief and leather pistol holster.

A judgment due here fox.

In which case, the winner is....stuck in the middle with..

G-Man!

Yay.... Lets go with:

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"Well what did you expect, I told you to stop it or you'll go blind".

First Dates Gone Wrong, #2,713 in a series.

"Perhaps you should have explained you had a dog before you asked her to get her pussy out"

I meant it when I told you that I'm not budging until you put a shirt on.

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote: ↑

Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:40 pm

"Perhaps you should have explained you had a dog before you asked her to get her pussy out"

Appeals to my warped sense of humor.... Fox has it for the win.

Ta muchly,
Here you go...

“Shrinkage… I swear”.

A ,Royal Air Force Arctic survival course.

Who needs a caption competition when we’ve got this

Back to the competition....

How long before we tell him that we've run out of Elizabeth Arden face cream.

With this on Page 2, I declare the winner as...

(fumbles with golden envelope..fakes surprised look....)

Mrs Ex-A!

Mrs Ex-Ascot is having technical problems but this is her input,