Strong winds blew my balls off

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Strong winds blew my balls off

#1 Post by OFSO » Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:27 pm

One of the large concrete balls topping our five gateposts was blown off last week during gale-force winds and ended up twelve foot below in the ravine. I climbed down this morning thru the heavy vegetation - avoiding the animal corpses thrown there - a struggle indeed and even more so lifting it back up to road level and then up steps onto the post top, where it's now glued into place with silicone. First time in thirty years....

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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#2 Post by OneHungLow » Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:14 pm

OFSO wrote:
Tue Aug 29, 2023 12:27 pm
One of the large concrete balls topping our five gateposts was blown off last week during gale-force winds and ended up twelve foot below in the ravine. I climbed down this morning thru the heavy vegetation - avoiding the animal corpses thrown there - a struggle indeed and even more so lifting it back up to road level and then up steps onto the post top, where it's now glued into place with silicone. First time in thirty years....
More on OFSO's ball... a finely honed instrument indeed!
If OFSO's ball is wet, it's raining.
If OFSO's ball is swinging, the wind is blowing.
If OFSO's ball casts a shadow, the sun is shining.
If OFSO's ball does not cast a shadow and is not wet, the sky is cloudy.
If OFSO's ball is difficult to see, it is foggy.
If OFSO's ball is white, it is snowing.
If OFSO's ball is coated with ice, there is a frost.
If the ice is thick, it's a heavy frost.
If OFSO's ball is bouncing, there is an earthquake.
If OFSO's ball is under water, there is a flood.
If OFSO's ball is warm, it is sunny.
If OFSO's ball is missing, there was a tornado.
If OFSO's ball is wet and swinging violently, there is a hurricane.
If OFSO's ball can be felt but not seen, it is night time.
If OFSO's ball has white splats on it, watch out for birds!!
OFSO's balls will also sometimes include rules for proper maintenance of the system such as, "Please do not disturb OFSO's ball, it is a finely tuned instrument!"
And not one word of bollox in that bundle of balls! ;)))
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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#3 Post by Boac » Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:23 pm

What if OFSO's ball is hanging low?
Q2:Is everyone invited to OFSO's ball?
Q3:If there were flames coming out of it, can we think of a song about it?

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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#4 Post by OneHungLow » Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:25 pm

Boac wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:23 pm
What if OFSO's ball is hanging low?
I'll take the High Road on this one! ;)))
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#5 Post by OneHungLow » Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:45 pm

Little know fact, a facsimile of OFSO's ball hangs outside the Halyards Hotel and Spa in Port Alfred in South Africa.

Port Alfred is also famous for 43 Air School, the biggest flight training organization in the Southern Hemisphere (see the 1/2 ball motif there too)! Strangely, it seems that 43 Air school eschew balls as the basis for their weather planning!
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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#6 Post by G-CPTN » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:30 pm

Boac wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:23 pm
What if OFSO's ball is hanging low?
Q2:Is everyone invited to OFSO's ball?
Q3:If there were flames coming out of it, can we think of a song about it?
I saw the great man perform this in the Club a Gogo in Newcastle in the 60s.

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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#7 Post by CharlieOneSix » Wed Aug 30, 2023 4:59 pm

OneHungLow wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:45 pm
Little know fact, a facsimile of OFSO's ball hangs outside the Halyards Hotel and Spa in Port Alfred in South Africa.
I've posted this before but OHL may remember Elaine's Weather at Perth airfield when we were last there......perhaps this is where OFSO's other ball resides...
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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#8 Post by OneHungLow » Wed Aug 30, 2023 5:03 pm

CharlieOneSix wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2023 4:59 pm
OneHungLow wrote:
Wed Aug 30, 2023 1:45 pm
Little know fact, a facsimile of OFSO's ball hangs outside the Halyards Hotel and Spa in Port Alfred in South Africa.
I've posted this before but OHL may remember Elaine's Weather at Perth airfield when we were last there......perhaps this is where OFSO's other ball resides...
Perth weather.jpg
I do indeed C16! :-bd
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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#9 Post by OFSO » Wed Aug 30, 2023 6:34 pm

It's still there.....

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#10 Post by OneHungLow » Wed Aug 30, 2023 7:31 pm

Some have sought the other in the Albert Hall!
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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#11 Post by llondel » Thu Aug 31, 2023 12:17 am

So cold weather freezes the balls off a brass monkey, windy weather blows them off of gate posts.

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Re: Strong winds blew my balls off

#12 Post by Hydromet » Thu Aug 31, 2023 1:12 am

In the Australian outback, it gets so cold it would blow the walls off a bark humpy.

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