Well, gentlemen and not-so-numerous ladies?A study in Germany has found there [= in Britain] are 546 words which mean drunk, including .... .
The team believe this could be because of Britain's deeply-rooted culture of social drinking and quirky sense of humour.
Would you add your drunko-list first, only then it's ok to open the link: All 546 words that Brits use to mean 'drunk'... so which is YOUR favourite?