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#1 Post by EA01 » Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:49 pm

Why are (Male) Australian Tennis players such utter w@nkers?!?!?!

The Women are great!...

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#2 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:03 pm

EA01 wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:49 pm
Why are (Male) Australian Tennis players such utter w@nkers?!?!?!

The Women are great!...
Rod Laver was pretty good!

Bob Hewitt was a wrong 'un!
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#3 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:10 pm

ian16th wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:03 pm
EA01 wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 12:49 pm
Why are (Male) Australian Tennis players such utter w@nkers?!?!?!

The Women are great!...
Rod Laver was pretty good!

Bob Hewitt was a wrong 'un!
Old Bob became a Saffer citizen didn't he before his penchant for rape, underage sex, etc. became known? Dubbo was well rid of him.
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#4 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:31 pm

I see that on his Wiki entry his current residence is given as: the Eastern Cape, South Africa. Rather vague covering a lot of square miles.

Prior to his conviction he lived in Bedfordview and ran a coaching clinic from the Sharon Country Club at the end of the road where I lived in Edenvale.
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#5 Post by EA01 » Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:40 pm

I'm talking of this @rse clown!

https://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/au ... 496846a398

And...Bernard Tomic!..that's him & Lleyton Hewitt (?), we seem to produce some real w@nkers in modern times, yes I'd forgotten about Rocket Rod....

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#6 Post by ian16th » Mon Feb 08, 2021 2:51 pm

EA01 wrote:
Mon Feb 08, 2021 1:40 pm
I'm talking of this @rse clown!

https://www.news.com.au/sport/tennis/au ... 496846a398

And...Bernard Tomic!..that's him & Lleyton Hewitt (?), we seem to produce some real w@nkers in modern times, yes I'd forgotten about Rocket Rod....
I once had the pleasure of spending 6 weeks in an apartment at Laver's Tennis Resort, Delray Beach, FL. Had wife and son join me for the school Easter hols and son collected stray tennis balls. They travelled back to SA in his hand baggage!

Coaching by Rod himself was available at vast expense! Son lobbied unsuccessfully for lessons.
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#7 Post by Wodrick » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:40 pm

The little girl only done it :YMAPPLAUSE: :YMPARTY: :o)
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#8 Post by CharlieOneSix » Sat Sep 11, 2021 10:50 pm

What an amazing match!
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#9 Post by llondel » Sun Sep 12, 2021 12:25 am

Not all Brits are afraid of a US court...

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#10 Post by PHXPhlyer » Sun Sep 12, 2021 2:10 am

llondel wrote:
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Not all Brits are afraid of a US court...
+1 :))

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#11 Post by Woody » Sun Sep 12, 2021 8:16 am

Congratulations to the young lady, but did anyone notice the Serbian Chair Umpire :x
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#12 Post by Woody » Mon Sep 13, 2021 6:15 pm

This girl has really gone up in my estimation :D

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#13 Post by G-CPTN » Mon Sep 13, 2021 6:18 pm

:YMAPPLAUSE:

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