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Re: Captain of HMS Queen Elizabeth "reassigned" to new role

#61 Post by FD2 » Wed May 22, 2019 10:32 am

Fulton Mackay and Michael Crawford - what a great combination!

No doubt you're right PN - still think it's a farce.

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#62 Post by ian16th » Wed May 22, 2019 10:41 am

Ah the chinagraph, the symbol of authority!

I remember my 1st shift as a shiny new Corporal and wielding the chinagraph for the 1st time.
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#63 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed May 22, 2019 11:01 am

Owing to our deployment and maritime roles, we mainly switched to permanent marker pens. There then wasn't a problem with boards/kneepads getting rained on, they were clearer on viewfoils, and could also be used on paper, such as complans. This then necessitated everyone carrying a alcohol-soaked cloth around with them, so there was a faint hint of distillery about the squadron. Owing to the lack of availability of the correct fluid in many locations, it became essential for gin to be carried on all deployments. And whilst most of it did of course end up in a glass with tonic, I have cleaned my kneepads with gin many a time.

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#64 Post by Pontius Navigator » Wed May 22, 2019 11:21 am

FD2, I suspect that things have pushed a bit further down the corridors of power with SecDef and CDS, the manure may have been moved up and down and violets planted in the right places.

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#65 Post by 4mastacker » Wed May 22, 2019 1:33 pm

Hitler's reaction to the sacking.

Fox, pens and paper were the domain of the scribblys. Nowt to do with us proper stackers. My philosophy was "If you want it and provided it's legit, you can have it".

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#66 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed May 22, 2019 1:46 pm

"Alright, how long do you want me to take his FMT600 off him?"
"Sir..the thing is.."
"........................we've already binned him as skipper..."
".......................................................................New bloke starts tomorrow"


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#67 Post by Boac » Wed May 22, 2019 2:20 pm

Yes - excellent! It is amazing how quickly this gets put together.

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#68 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed May 22, 2019 3:58 pm

5 second rule = lots of practice!

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#69 Post by 4mastacker » Thu May 23, 2019 6:14 am

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
Wed May 22, 2019 1:46 pm
"Alright, how long do you want me to take his FMT600 off him?"
"Sir..the thing is.."
"........................we've already binned him as skipper..."
".......................................................................New bloke starts tomorrow"


=)) =)) =))
Absolutely. F#cking. Brilliant!

Talk about co-incidence...now being reported on the BBC and other places that he was flown off the ship yesterday instead of taking her to Portsmouth and then leaving.

The captain has left the ship.
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#70 Post by Undried Plum » Thu May 23, 2019 7:37 am

It really is a Navy Lark sort of shambles.

Yesterday they hooked up the tugs ready for her to sail on the 11:30 Low water, but she just sat there at anchor. I presumed there was a tech hitch, which is not uncommon after a dockyard job. Then I expected she would go on the 23:45 tide, but no.

Now I see the reason why she's still riding the pick.

The quality of decision making at the Admiralty is clearly crap. The skipper's judgement is obviously about as good as the Prime Minister's, but the three way squabbles amongst the Sub Lieutenant and the Pongo who is currently CDS and the First Sea Lord show that there is an endemic problem of judgement from top to bottom in the upper echelon of the MoD.

These clowns couldn't run a jolly boat, far less an aircraft carrier that's got no aeroplanes.

The next LW which could allow them to squeeze under the Forth Bridge isn't until 17:00 next Tuesday. That'll be 1.96m above Chart Datum which is a tight squeeze.

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#71 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu May 23, 2019 8:06 am

Thanks for the on-scene detail!
'Replacement Captain crashes pride of navy under Forth Bridge' would really put the cherry on top of this rolling goat f#ck, wouldn't it?

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#72 Post by Sisemen » Thu May 23, 2019 8:09 am

there is an endemic problem of judgement from top to bottom in the upper echelon of the MoD

I’m afraid to confess that we taught this generation of crap when they went through officer training. Mind you, they appeared OK and fit for purpose when they left us.

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#73 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu May 23, 2019 9:11 am

There will always be a few who slip through the net. ;))) The question really is how they ended up at the top.
Of course, all those who decided to leave when the descent to PC hell started were not promotion material anyway. Ministers were told so.
Nothing to do with the people leaving's bosses being forbidden from giving them a promotion rating above average, so Ministers could be told so.
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#74 Post by Sisemen » Thu May 23, 2019 10:52 am

It certainly appeared, after the “Options for Change” debacle that the good people were leaving in droves, either forced out or taking their option, and the scum was able to float to the surface unhindered.

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#75 Post by FD2 » Thu May 23, 2019 10:55 am

I have no idea which particular admiral's team is conducting this investigation, or perhaps it's the MOD police, but whoever it is has made a monumental f*ck up of it. They have made the Royal Navy into a laughing stock, humiliated C-P and no doubt morale in the ship is pretty low as a result. Now would be a good time for Mordaunt to act and sack the people responsible for making such a mess of this matter, or maybe the Chief of the Naval Staff could take the initiative and do it.

If it was a lot more than just a bit of weekend use - the BBC is suggesting thousands of miles - then C-P really does need a smack. If not then the BBC needs a smack for printing it.

The RN has taken a long time to get over the humiliation of the Iran prisoners business and now they are back in it again. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2007_Iran ... _personnel

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#76 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu May 23, 2019 11:17 am

It should be the Navy Police. Their rules are pretty rigid now, especially with their procedures having been made to match the civvies, PACE etc. This is the problem with it having got this far, as it now can't be hushed up, especially if he has admitted it. Even worse is that anyone outside the Service knows the details, as it appears the BBC does. There's probably very little SecDef can do, and there's nothing that can be done about the idiot who went formal on the case, as the whole thing is generated by ass-covering anyway.

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#77 Post by Undried Plum » Thu May 23, 2019 11:45 am

There will be a whitewash "detailed transparent inquiry", which will find everyone above the rank of Midshipman entirely blameless.

The whole thing will be blamed on the ship's cat or a Chinese laundryman or the Russians or Brexit.

Remember that in the Iran trespass fiasco the only person to receive any opprobrium was the 20 year old boy who burst into tears when his iPod was confiscated.

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#78 Post by Undried Plum » Thu May 23, 2019 12:34 pm

She sailed under the bridge at 11:30 this morning with the tide at 1.24m.

OIC unknown, presumably the other guy as the Galaxy driver was yesterday sent aboard a stone frigate.

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#79 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu May 23, 2019 12:41 pm

One presumes the Jimmy the One is perfectly capable of taking her out of her home port.

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#80 Post by FD2 » Thu May 23, 2019 7:50 pm

Yes - the ship's executive officer, of commander's rank in a big ship and known as 'the Commander', should be qualified in every way to take over command and take the ship down to Portsmouth.

Smaller ships, commanded by a commander or lieutenant commander have a first lieutenant, usually one rank lower than the captain - the 'Jimmy' or 'Jimmy the One'. I expect the commander would have liked to get a little longer preparing himself for this, but 'opportunity knocks'. He might just be a little tense squeezing the ship into the harbour though...good spectator sport!

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