I remember the episode where Frank learns to fly. Betty’s up in the Tower with another instructor who asks him “Mr Spencer. Do you remember anything from your training? Anything at all!”
“There are old pilots...and bold pilots...but no old bold pilots!”
Buggered if I can find a vid of it online. A bloody classic.
PS: Frank flew better than some cadets I’ve trained.
Edit: I’d love to write a script with Frank as a 320 cadet.
“Now cadet you are in Normal Law.”
“Are there any other laws?”
“Yes. Now where do you seek information about those Laws?”
“I suppose I would ask a policeman.”
“No no no...”
“Constable Fraser would know. He knows the law inside out. He once gave advice to Mrs Timmons in the next street on how to licence her cat. I ginger tom as I recall. Maybe he knows about Airbus Laws too. He was a RAF guard once so he might know about planes.”
“NO I said! You would look it up in your eff com.”
“My eff...?”
“Com! Eff com!”
“Is that anything like F Troop? I didn’t know Corporal Agarn had branched out and started writing Airbuses manuals. Then again he knows a lot about everything doesn’t he.”
