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Re: Caption Competition......

#21 Post by Ex-Ascot » Wed Feb 01, 2023 8:21 am

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
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Why you should give your child one helium balloon, not 30.
Judgment day. I think that Fox has it. All yours Sir.
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#22 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Feb 01, 2023 11:00 am

You're very kind.
Try this...
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#23 Post by G~Man » Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:37 pm

It can only be

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#24 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Feb 01, 2023 4:55 pm

There's always one in every outfit.

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Re: Caption Competition......

#25 Post by PHXPhlyer » Wed Feb 01, 2023 7:51 pm

Ex-Ascot wrote:
Tue Jan 24, 2023 5:07 am
CharlieOneSix wrote:
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Good suggestion G~Man!...and the winner is:
Ex-Ascot wrote:
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Good morning. I assume a cup of tea is out of the question.
You to post Ex-A!
Thank you C16. Didn't think it was that funny just something that I would say in that situation.

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OK there is a suggested caption to this one which is 'Bring your kid to work day' but let us see if anyone can come up with a better one.
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This is a bit late but the article offers an explanation.

Couple leave ticketless baby at Israeli airport check-in


https://www.cnn.com/travel/article/baby ... index.html

A couple abandoned their baby at an airport check-in desk in Tel Aviv, Israel after arriving without a ticket for the child.

The pair, who have not been identified, were checking in for a Ryanair flight from Ben Gurion International Airport to Brussels, Belgium on Tuesday with the infant.

It emerged that the baby did not have a ticket, and the couple headed off to board the flight – leaving their child behind on the airline check-in counter.

The matter was referred to police, a spokeswoman for Ryanair told CNN in an email.

She said: “These passengers traveling from Tel Aviv to Brussels (31 Jan) presented at check-in without a booking for their infant. They then proceeded to security leaving the infant behind at check-in.

“The check-in agent at Ben Gurion Airport contacted Airport Security, who retrieved these passengers, and this is now a matter for local police.”

According to Ryanair’s website, “infants can be included in a flight reservation during the online booking process.” When making plans to travel with an infant, a pop-up message appears on the site stating that there is a €25 ($27) charge – or the local currency equivalent – for each one-way flight the baby takes while sitting on an adult’s lap. A seat must be paid for by separate arrangement if the adults want the baby to travel in a car seat.

The Israeli Airport Authority confirmed the episode to CNN and said in a statement:

“A couple and an infant with Belgian passports arrived for a flight at Terminal 1 without a ticket for the baby. The couple also arrived late for the flight, once the check-in for the flight was closed. The couple left the infant seat with the baby and ran toward the security checks at Terminal 1 in an attempt to reach the boarding gate for the flight.”

A spokesman for Israel Police told CNN in a phone call that the matter appeared to have been resolved by the time police arrived on the scene. He said: “The baby was with the parents and there’s no further investigation.”

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#26 Post by Ex-Ascot » Thu Feb 02, 2023 6:49 am

'Stop clowning around and take this war seriously Bud.'

This is actually a near quote from my boss in the Gulf war. They made me wear a grow bag so when in theatre I put it on over collar and tie. I had a red spotted handkerchief in my top pocket. My boss said, 'please take this war seriously Paul.' I never did. That grow bag is actually on Amorgos on the back of my study door still with the spotted handkerchief and leather pistol holster.
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#27 Post by Ex-Ascot » Fri Feb 10, 2023 10:26 am

A judgment due here fox.
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#28 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Fri Feb 10, 2023 1:27 pm

In which case, the winner is....stuck in the middle with..

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#29 Post by G~Man » Fri Feb 10, 2023 5:47 pm

Yay.... Lets go with:

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#30 Post by bob2s » Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:16 pm

"Well what did you expect, I told you to stop it or you'll go blind".

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#31 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Fri Feb 10, 2023 11:40 pm

First Dates Gone Wrong, #2,713 in a series.

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#32 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Sat Feb 11, 2023 12:13 pm

I meant it when I told you that I'm not budging until you put a shirt on.
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#33 Post by G~Man » Sat Feb 18, 2023 9:21 pm

Fox3WheresMyBanana wrote:
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"Perhaps you should have explained you had a dog before you asked her to get her pussy out"
Appeals to my warped sense of humor.... Fox has it for the win.
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#34 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Feb 18, 2023 11:12 pm

Ta muchly,
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#35 Post by G~Man » Sun Feb 19, 2023 9:45 pm

“Shrinkage… I swear”.
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#36 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon Feb 20, 2023 9:22 am

A ,Royal Air Force Arctic survival course.
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#37 Post by Woody » Mon Feb 20, 2023 1:00 pm

Who needs a caption competition when we’ve got this :))

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#38 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Mon Feb 20, 2023 3:35 pm

Back to the competition....

How long before we tell him that we've run out of Elizabeth Arden face cream. :ymdevil:
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#39 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu Feb 23, 2023 3:19 pm

With this on Page 2, I declare the winner as...

(fumbles with golden envelope..fakes surprised look....)

Mrs Ex-A!

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#40 Post by Ex-Ascot » Fri Feb 24, 2023 4:52 pm

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