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Re: Caption Competition......

#121 Post by Woody » Sun May 21, 2023 9:42 am

They’ve already got their own aircraft :-o

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#122 Post by Woody » Mon May 29, 2023 2:41 pm

After much consideration, while I drank a mug of tea, Ex-A is the winner 🥇
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#123 Post by Ex-Ascot » Mon May 29, 2023 3:19 pm

Thanks Woody I will post in the morning when back on the computer.
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#124 Post by Ex-Ascot » Tue May 30, 2023 5:37 am

No crawling around when the seat belt signs are illuminated.
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#125 Post by Ex-Ascot » Tue May 30, 2023 11:39 am

My comment is not an input to the competition. Just my first thoughts.
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#126 Post by CharlieOneSix » Tue May 30, 2023 12:00 pm

Michael O'Leary's new Ryanair A390 order....
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#127 Post by G~Man » Tue May 30, 2023 4:30 pm

The new "buffet express" has arrived---eat all you want....
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#128 Post by Ex-Ascot » Thu Jun 08, 2023 8:10 am

CharlieOneSix wrote:
Tue May 30, 2023 12:00 pm
Michael O'Leary's new Ryanair A390 order....
Sorry two days late but C16 has it.
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#129 Post by CharlieOneSix » Thu Jun 08, 2023 8:18 am

Thanks Ex-A - here's the next one....
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#130 Post by Ex-Ascot » Thu Jun 08, 2023 9:13 am

Animal Airways.
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#131 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Thu Jun 08, 2023 9:49 am

This operation really is going to the dogs.

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Things must be really ruff in pilot recruitment these days

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#132 Post by PHXPhlyer » Thu Jun 08, 2023 2:02 pm

Ex-Ascot wrote:
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Animal Airways.
Your attachment didn't attach. :(

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#133 Post by G~Man » Thu Jun 08, 2023 3:52 pm

"That is CAPTAIN Woof to you sir...now orf you go and get my leash for a walk"
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#134 Post by CharlieOneSix » Thu Jun 08, 2023 6:08 pm

PHXPhlyer wrote:
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Ex-Ascot wrote:
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Animal Airways.
Your attachment didn't attach. :(

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#135 Post by PHXPhlyer » Thu Jun 08, 2023 6:15 pm

It eventually appeared after a few refreshes. :-? :-??

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#136 Post by Ex-Ascot » Fri Jun 09, 2023 4:54 am

Bit odd about the attachment.

The pilot is there to feed the dog the dog is there to bite the pilot if he touches anything.
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#137 Post by CharlieOneSix » Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:55 pm

Apologies for being late with a decision but I think G~Man has it. :-bd
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#138 Post by G~Man » Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:23 pm

CharlieOneSix wrote:
Wed Jun 14, 2023 9:55 pm
Apologies for being late with a decision but I think G~Man has it. :-bd
Thanx...try this from my last weeks visit:

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#139 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Wed Jun 14, 2023 11:26 pm

Owing to the increased Threat Level, the Greek Ministry of Silly Walks now has Security

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Re: Caption Competition......

#140 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Sat Jun 17, 2023 8:46 am

Who let the boss watch the German episode of Fawlty Towers?
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