Why weren't my instructors this good looking.......
- CharlieOneSix
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Why weren't my instructors this good looking.......
Caco sent me this link today. Maybe I could pretend to be an ab initio again....
Michele Garner - Helicopter Instructor
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Michele Garner - Helicopter Instructor
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The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
https://www.glenbervie-weather.org
https://www.glenbervie-weather.org
Re: Why weren't my instructors this good looking.......
Would there be enough blood left in your brain to learn anything?
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That depends on her boob size and ass curvature.
If I was ever to be taught eggbeating I'd've preferred a bloke or an old crone. Guarantees full focus on the learning.
If I was ever to be taught eggbeating I'd've preferred a bloke or an old crone. Guarantees full focus on the learning.
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Wonder if she could come up with the line that was once uttered to me as I vainly tried to keep a Wessex relatively stable - “It’s all in the wrist Al, just try and imagine you’re having a wank!”
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So the secret to flying a Wessex is one's masturjerkery skills?
If that's correct I should be able to instantly fly one without any lessons!
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I think that the irascible George Blackie was trying to tell me to only use slight movements from the wrist and not try to wrestle with the controls. Didn’t work ‘cos that’s not the way I wank
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I think Miss Garner would have a problem in that respect. Given her apparent young age she's probably not very experienced in 'handling' tools.
She'd first strangle the heli stick, and a ground observer would see the Wessex rapidly go up and down a lot then sideways and roll over on its back and go in!
She'd first strangle the heli stick, and a ground observer would see the Wessex rapidly go up and down a lot then sideways and roll over on its back and go in!
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Re: Why weren't my instructors this good looking.......
If there is a comment I could have written myself it would be the above. Obviously it would be less of an issue if she was not too well endowed.
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She could certainly raise my collective.