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Why weren't my instructors this good looking.......

#1 Post by CharlieOneSix » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:02 pm

Caco sent me this link today. Maybe I could pretend to be an ab initio again....

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#2 Post by k3k3 » Wed Jun 12, 2019 10:25 pm

Would there be enough blood left in your brain to learn anything?

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#3 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:10 am

That depends on her boob size and ass curvature.

If I was ever to be taught eggbeating I'd've preferred a bloke or an old crone. Guarantees full focus on the learning.

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#4 Post by Sisemen » Thu Jun 13, 2019 1:34 am

Wonder if she could come up with the line that was once uttered to me as I vainly tried to keep a Wessex relatively stable - “It’s all in the wrist Al, just try and imagine you’re having a wank!”

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#5 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 13, 2019 2:16 am

=))

So the secret to flying a Wessex is one's masturjerkery skills?

If that's correct I should be able to instantly fly one without any lessons! :D

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#6 Post by Sisemen » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:04 am

I think that the irascible George Blackie was trying to tell me to only use slight movements from the wrist and not try to wrestle with the controls. Didn’t work ‘cos that’s not the way I wank =))

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#7 Post by Slasher » Thu Jun 13, 2019 3:12 am

I think Miss Garner would have a problem in that respect. Given her apparent young age she's probably not very experienced in 'handling' tools.

She'd first strangle the heli stick, and a ground observer would see the Wessex rapidly go up and down a lot then sideways and roll over on its back and go in! ;)))

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#8 Post by Rwy in Sight » Thu Jun 13, 2019 5:17 am

Slasher wrote:
Thu Jun 13, 2019 12:10 am
That depends on her boob size and ass curvature.

If I was ever to be taught eggbeating I'd've preferred a bloke or an old crone. Guarantees full focus on the learning.
If there is a comment I could have written myself it would be the above. Obviously it would be less of an issue if she was not too well endowed.

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#9 Post by Boac » Thu Jun 13, 2019 7:14 am

She could certainly raise my collective.

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