The Pay Is Not Enough

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The Pay Is Not Enough

#1 Post by CharlieOneSix » Tue Jul 02, 2019 1:56 pm

Never mind that it was done to attack James Bond in "The World Is Not Enough", there's no pay that would entice me to do this. Single engine, prolonged time in the dead man's curve, bloody great saw ready to chop you up if the engine quits and you land on top of it...and that's if you don't hit the power line on the way down. I suppose if you're hour building it's one way of getting the time in.

It's a longish repetitive video - after the initial 20 seconds try 6:00 to 8:15

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#2 Post by FD2 » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:28 pm

:-o :-q madness!

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#3 Post by G-CPTN » Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:31 pm

Imagine if the saw touched the power lines!

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#4 Post by llondel » Wed Jul 03, 2019 10:44 pm

G-CPTN wrote:
Wed Jul 03, 2019 9:31 pm
Imagine if the saw touched the power lines!
I assume there would be a power cut.

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#5 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Jul 04, 2019 6:47 am

Which is worse, being above the saw or below it?

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#6 Post by Slasher » Thu Jul 04, 2019 7:14 am

That operation could have other good applications too. Disposing pesky interfering tree huggers for one. Demolishing the ex-wife's weatherboard house she unfairly wrenched from one's divorce is another.

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#7 Post by Pontius Navigator » Thu Jul 04, 2019 9:49 am

Slasher, my uncle in Oz bought the bank. Delivered in two halves and easy to split in two. He never married though.

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#8 Post by Undried Plum » Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:58 pm

I'd pole the thing, but there isn't enough money in this spiral arm of the galaxy to entice me to do what his crewman does.



I loved his comment at the end.

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#9 Post by Slasher » Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:32 am

Yep dangerous job. There might be enough money in it for me but it would take all the loot in the Western Spiral Arm that Doug Adams described in his book.

I wonder how much medical insurance that worker pays each year? Being barbecued by 66,000 volts is probably an exclusion.

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#10 Post by llondel » Fri Jul 05, 2019 1:33 am

Slasher wrote:
Fri Jul 05, 2019 12:32 am
Yep dangerous job. There might be enough money in it for me but it would take all the loot in the Western Spiral Arm that Doug Adams described in his book.

I wonder how much medical insurance that worker pays each year? Being barbecued by 66,000 volts is probably an exclusion.
If that happened it wouldn't be him needing medical insurance, it would be his family collecting on the life insurance part.

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#11 Post by Slasher » Fri Jul 05, 2019 3:44 am

Policy Exclusions:

1. Getting zapped by Big Lecky
2. Falling off a cable of significant height
4. Helicopter accident
5. Work overalls failure
6. Death from falling
7. Death by electrickery
8. Death by chopper
9. Death by terror
10. Death by dumb mistake.

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#12 Post by barkingmad » Sun Dec 22, 2019 9:46 pm

Maybe this job would be safer and better paid? And you don’t have to go far away from UK if that’s your home. Better than the sandpit too?

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#13 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sun Dec 22, 2019 10:25 pm

My neighbour 2 doors down is a lineman. I spent some time chatting to him about this a few days ago. He likes working on the hot stuff, perhaps in the same way that the rest of us like flying an approach in scoschie weather, or fixing something under time pressure with half the tools you are supposed to have, etc. When one masters a craft, one does want opportunities to demonstrate that mastery. He also is very aware just how much people rely on their electricity these days, which is why he's up in a shaking bucket fixing lines in a blizzard, for every hour he can stay awake. He was telling me how he feels it is his duty to turn out, even if he's not officially on call, like firemen do. Because he can feel people hoping the power will be back soon.
And of course one of those people is his wife, now stuck at home alone in the dark, so somehow the power line to his house gets fixed pretty soon. And I am on the same line. Which is nice ;)))

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#14 Post by G~Man » Mon Dec 23, 2019 5:20 pm

Where is your sense of adventure.....It is not dangerous, it has "risk associated with it".....that is what I tell her indoors anyways. The saw work can be fun, but only one person......HEC, (Human External Cargo), is where the US has gone now. Here is one of my guys installing marker balls, and the 2nd one is my 212 doing a pole set in the Feather River Canyon.
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B-) Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while you're here, you may as well dance. B-)

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