Ministry of Peace and Truth

Post Reply
Message
Author
User avatar
Undried Plum
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 7308
Joined: Sun Jul 22, 2018 8:45 pm
Location: 56°N 4°W

Ministry of Peace and Truth

#1 Post by Undried Plum » Thu Mar 07, 2019 10:33 am

The honestly named War Office morphed into an Orwellian coalescence of the Ministry of Truth and the Ministry of Peace.

The latest pronouncement from Main Building declares that the RAF killed or injured 4,315 enemy fighters in Iraq and Syria between September 2014 and January this year. The Ministry of Truth/Peace claims that they have only killed one civilian.

A ratio of 4,315:1 ( 0.023%) is incredible. Quite literally incredible.

Even the Septics are slightly less dishonest than that. They admit to having slaughtered 1,190 civilians in 269 separate incidents, with a further 249 civilians injured. That civilian death toll quite certainly understates reality by at least one or two orders of magnitude, but it's less incredible than the utter gobshite from The Ministry of Peace and Truth.

The telling of lies has become so ingrained in the day to day modus operandi of the MoD and FCO and HO that very little of what they say has an real credibility.

User avatar
barkingmad
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 5497
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:13 pm
Location: Another Planet
Gender:
Age: 75

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#2 Post by barkingmad » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:07 pm

Maybe this will explain what’s going wrong in the hallowed corridors of the MoD?



I presume the same intellectual Ebola virus has spread to the RAF and what’s left of the Royal Navy as well?

Brian W May
CPL
CPL
Posts: 38
Joined: Tue May 01, 2018 12:38 pm
Location: Doncaster, UK
Gender:

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#3 Post by Brian W May » Sat Jul 20, 2019 8:43 pm

I cannot imagine how the Armed Forces are going to function, even if they managed to recruit the numbers they want.

What with all the 'diversity' that is required, racially, religiously, gender-wise et al how in hell's name are they going to train recruits that they can't shout at, discipline etc etc.

Leave for partners of any gender having kids . . . what uniform are they going to wear . . . which dorm to they sleep in . . . . counsellors outweighing the numbers of recruits due to the necessity of safe-guarding the poor darlings' feelings. Time off to complete their Facebook and Twitter obligations.

WTF has happened to this country ([dis]UK)

User avatar
Fox3WheresMyBanana
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 12987
Joined: Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:51 pm
Location: Great White North
Gender:
Age: 61

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#4 Post by Fox3WheresMyBanana » Sat Jul 20, 2019 9:14 pm

When the Iranians are descending onto your deck in seconds, your Navy is only an hour away.
But don't worry, the Foreign Secretary will have a strong word with the Iranian Ambassador, and he will not be offered biscuits not even Rich Teas!!!

User avatar
barkingmad
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 5497
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:13 pm
Location: Another Planet
Gender:
Age: 75

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#5 Post by barkingmad » Sun Jul 21, 2019 7:37 am

Presumably the oil companies therefore their shippers could afford to immediately deploy private ex-mil security folks with a brace or two of .50 calibre rifles aboard vulnerable ships as in the Somalian pirate theatre.

I don’t think a helo at close range is the place to be with half-inch slugs whizzing through and as for the Iranian National Guard aluminium boats it would be a turkey shoot.

Much cheaper and quicker than relying on a multi million pound frigate thrashing its engines in the vain attempt to reach the action.

And to those who cry “escalation” what would said warship do if the Iranians continued their boarding and hijacking?

Sisemen

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#6 Post by Sisemen » Sun Jul 21, 2019 8:46 am

Ah! You mean this pirate theatre? :))
18278938_1463692840370055_4270406582784425276_o.jpg

User avatar
barkingmad
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 5497
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:13 pm
Location: Another Planet
Gender:
Age: 75

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#7 Post by barkingmad » Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:03 am

Now they’re in the deep & smelly ‘cos they can’t run a nuclear weapons program within budget and on time.

Who would have imagined it?

User avatar
Woody
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 10245
Joined: Tue Aug 25, 2015 6:33 pm
Location: Sir Kenny Dalglish Stand
Age: 59

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#8 Post by Woody » Fri Jan 10, 2020 9:34 am

Don’t worry, this man that we all voted for is on the case :YMAPPLAUSE:
But the criticisms will likely catch the attention of the prime minister's chief special adviser, Dominic Cummings, who wants to overhaul the way the MoD buys military equipment.
Mr Cummings, who has been a harsh critic of defence procurement, has already held talks with Defence Secretary Ben Wallace about ways of tackling waste.
When all else fails, read the instructions.

User avatar
barkingmad
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 5497
Joined: Mon Nov 02, 2015 9:13 pm
Location: Another Planet
Gender:
Age: 75

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#9 Post by barkingmad » Sat Jan 11, 2020 8:55 am

How many ships & ‘boats’ have we got and how many admirals?
How many operational squadrons have we got and how many Air Commodes and above?
How many infantry regiments & suitable kit.....you get the message.
Who in their right mind is signing the contracts for equipment and recruiting and then changing specifications halfway through the procurement process thinking everyone below them will “jump to it” without question and without extra cost.
Cummings’ description of the people he wants to recruit might well be a lowly serviceman’s description of MoD occupants!

Pontius Navigator
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 14669
Joined: Fri Jul 07, 2017 8:17 am
Location: Gravity be the clue
Gender:
Age: 80

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#10 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sat Jan 11, 2020 9:40 am

BM, a friend of mine, after becoming a station commander was posted to SHAPE. Some years later he retired from SHAPE as an AVM. He then got a well paid Government job for at least 5 years to eeK out his meagre pension.

User avatar
ian16th
Chief Pilot
Chief Pilot
Posts: 10029
Joined: Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:35 am
Location: KZN South Coast with the bananas
Gender:
Age: 87

Re: Ministry of Peace and Truth

#11 Post by ian16th » Sat Jan 11, 2020 9:43 am

At one time, Coastal Command had more officers of the rank of Group Captain and above, than it had aircraft.
Cynicism improves with age

Post Reply