Naked Air Marshal
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It appears that the Air Marshall was trying to pick up one of his balls. Is that called 'dropping a bollock'?
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He'll have granted enough graces to enough defence contractors in his time time to have a juicy retirement.
You don't actually have to wave yer willy, y'know.
You don't actually have to wave yer willy, y'know.
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I can't recall that unfortunately. I'll email you with his nickname, can't remember his surname.
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There'll be jobs as Strip-o-grams as well.
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Or a job at BaeSystems.
Or both.
Plus a nice pension, of course.
Else, he wouldn't have wagged his willy in polite society.
Or both.
Plus a nice pension, of course.
Else, he wouldn't have wagged his willy in polite society.
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Thanks for the email reminder - we were thinking of the same guy. I'd forgotten the detail of his misdemeanour - surely jumping out on an old woman in the street wearing just flippers plus mask and snorkel resulted in more than an article in the local rag. I would have thought plod must have been involved.CharlieOneSix wrote: ↑Tue Feb 15, 2022 8:17 pmI can't recall that unfortunately. I'll email you with his nickname, can't remember his surname.
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Think so - subject of the Scottish equivalent of 'bound over to keep the peace' maybe after favourable psych reports - it was about early 1980s I think.
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Given this chap's perverse proclivities, being bound over might not have been such a terrible punishment I'll be bound!
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Must confess I saw that this was posted on Arrse. Some good comments over there. Absolutely no Royal Air Force bashing.
Also someone has made a very good point about the press publishing a photograph of his house given his status and military background.
Also someone has made a very good point about the press publishing a photograph of his house given his status and military background.
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Agreed, but he should have known better in his position (that is NOT bending over to pick up his ball...). As I said earlier, "it displays a lack of common-sense/judgement" for someone aiming as high as he was.Also someone has made a very good point about the press publishing a photograph of his house given his status and military background.
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As a senior NATO officer, willy wagging was his job.
He shouldn't have brought his work home. OpSec, and all that stuff y'know.
Damn poor judgement.
He shouldn't have brought his work home. OpSec, and all that stuff y'know.
Damn poor judgement.
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L'affaire "Streaking Air Marshal" rumbles on in the Wail...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... shall.html
It seems that there was bad blood between the neighbours so the story may be concocted or exaggerated...
This comment made me laugh...
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/articl ... shall.html
It seems that there was bad blood between the neighbours so the story may be concocted or exaggerated...
This comment made me laugh...
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He was a special forces commander. Who bares wins. Survival training. Leave him alone.
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Had he got wood?
More importantly: did he have chainsaw oil in the right hole?
That stuff is important, y''know.
More importantly: did he have chainsaw oil in the right hole?
That stuff is important, y''know.
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Rumours (only) around MOD that 'Turn the other (unclothed) cheek' Turner is no longer an AVM.
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Don't think that they would demote him. It must be early retirement or debagged.
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Rumour is he will have lots of time be able to spend more time naked in his garden.
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Playing croquet? Plenty of opportunity to bend over for his balls.
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