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New Super Terminal for the mega rich at LAX

#1 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Fri May 12, 2017 10:14 am

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2017/ ... elebrities :-o

It's the description of the ipad at the entrance showing how the poor people have to suffer got my attention. @-)
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#2 Post by ian16th » Fri May 12, 2017 11:49 am

A good idea.

One of the reasons that my wife & I don't travel much, is because of the hassle and having to mix with the great unwashed.

If I had the money to use facilities like this new terminal, I'd consider the present me to be part of the great unwashed.

Just what is the point of money, if it cant get you what you want?
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#3 Post by Capetonian » Fri May 12, 2017 2:36 pm

It's ironic that the article is published in the Guardian!
As for me, I have no problem with pubic transport, it's the public I can't tolerate.
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#4 Post by Woody » Thu Jun 06, 2019 9:11 pm

Can the last person to leave,please feed the cat.

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#5 Post by Slasher » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:03 am

I wonder if Sanders-loving de Becker is planning a similar terminal at JFK. He can't ignore the potential profits from rich socialists over there like Bernie, Pocahontas, Mad Maxine and Harris et al. Marxist cash is still the same as anyone else's.
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#6 Post by Sisemen » Fri Jun 07, 2019 1:34 am

It’s awkward having to mix with the hoi polloi - it upsets those of us who have money.

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#7 Post by 4mastacker » Fri Jun 07, 2019 7:54 pm

Capetonian wrote:
Fri May 12, 2017 2:36 pm
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As for me, I have no problem with pubic transport, it's the public I can't tolerate.
I suppose riding on that kind of transport can be a bit hairy at times. ;)))
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#8 Post by Slasher » Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:16 am

Getting back to why I'm on board (so to speak) with Cape's comment about public painsport:

Buses and trains. No objection so long as they're devoid of public:

1. There's always some bastard who has to cough continuously off and on as if he's trying to barf up a lung. No hanky or rag used. Who knows what viral filth he's spreading in the air.

2. Idiots who'll somehow still manage to stomp on your feet while you're sitting despite your clodhoppers being well and truly out of the way.

3. A fat fcuk of whatever gender will ALWAYS choose to sit next to you.

3a. If a set of big tits graces the seat next to you it'll be attached to a Diane Abbot lookalike (or worse!) :-w

4. Some loudmouthed shithead will insist on yelling to his mate in conversation even though he's only 4 inches away from his ears.

5. Likewise there'll be always be a fcukwit who want you to listen to his smartphone yacking (I just pretend to listen in and nod now and then because I thought I was involved in the conversation).

6. Uncontrolled brats need no expanding on. Same with their dumb moronic parents. If they want to take their cute festering little shits then order a cab instead. Why should I and everyone else have to put up with 'em.

7. Someone standing/sitting nearby will fart. Guaranteed. And it'll stink like a rat had died up somebody's arse a week ago.

8. Millennial soy passengers sitting behind you. Nuff said.

9. Raging poofters talking and holding handsies in the train seat facing you. Your fists unconsciously form. Nuff said.

10. A sexy adorable large breasted lass will sit opposite and give you a knowing smile when she catches you looking at her exquisite bosoms ...sorry that's never happened. A fat ugly butch lezzo will sit opposite waiting to jump down your throat if you so much as glance at it's horribly misshaped slobbering tattooed udders. Even worse if it's got its fellow cow with it.

11. Some whiney gross dick will bawl you out for not giving your seat up to his 84 year old granny, even though you didn't see sh!t because you were reading a book trying to keep all these frigging dorks out of your face.

12. There'll be some idiotic drunk (esp at night) who'll want to strike up a conversation with you and crack the shits when you ignore him.

Then again there are times when it was fun on the train from Stansted....

"Hello there."
"Yes how are you?"
" I'm good. I'm good. Going all the way to London?"
"Yes. Just for a few hours."
"So you're from Ostralia are you?"
"Yes ma'am that I be."
"You here for a holiday then?"
"No...just on business."
"So you're a businessman."
"No. Ahem...I'm a clinical gynecologist."
"Oh I see!"
"Yes. I have a practice in Sydney."
"Are you're thinking of working in London?"
"No...no. Just speaking to a bank I have an account with there and catching up with a couple of local surgeon friends I know."
"Oh that's very nice for you then."

10 to 15 minutes later the inevitable happens if I'm lucky...

"Doctor I'm awfully sorry to be so up front but I'm...ah..."
"Yes go ahead."
"Well I have this little problem. Oh I'm so embarrassed but..."
"No go ahead ma'am. I'm a professional medical practitioner and always glad to offer advice. I think we still have what..35 minutes to Liverpool Street?"
"Ok doctor well... [whisper whisper whisper whisper whisper]"
[lowering my book or newspaper and folding my arms] "I see. How long have you had this complaint?"
"About two months Dr."
"You are...?"
"37 years old."
"And how often do you have sex with your partner?"
"Oh I'd say...two to three times a week?"
"And is he a large man if I may ask?"
"Er...yes. Somewhat large."
"And what is your usual position during coitus?"
"During...coy...?"
"Intercourse. Sex. What position do you both usually partake in during it?"
"It varies but I prefer to be on top due to the pain."
"Does he climax quickly or rather slowly?"
"I talk somewhat crudely to him doctor during it so he will climax quicker."
"Yes of course. I can understand that. Do you also achieve climax simultaneously?"
"Sometimes. But the pain can divert me from my passions."
I see. Are your pelvic movements strong during his thrusts at climax?"
"Ah...yes doctor. But he pulls my pelvis into his thrusts as he climaxes."
"Ok then ma'am..."
"Cathy. Please call me Cathy."
"Ok Cathy. My name is Rod. I do hear this complaint from time to time. It isn't serious but it does bear looking into. May I just think about this for a few minutes?"
"Yes Dr Rod. I'll just go to the ladies..."

About 3 mins from arrival at Liverpool:

"Ok. Cathy isn't it? Cathy do you have a regular gynecologist?"
"Yes I do..but um I would prefer a second opinion."
"Well I would need to examine your vagina which of course I can't do, but here...I would recommend you call me on my number in Sybney, which is my clinic [actually it's a brothel] and I can do some research when I get back. I can also recommend a good gyno here from our wordwide database."
"Oh thank you awfully Dr."
"Ooh I can't find a card on me sorry. Just write down my name. Dr Rod Slasher. S-L-A-S-H-E-R."
"...H-E-R. thanks!"
"Call me in about 7 days. Sydney is 10 hours ahead of London. I'll be back by then."
"Thank you indeed Dr Rod. Er...what time?"
"I'll be working late so make it say...3pm UK time?"
"Ok thank you doctor. I'll call you at 3pm next Thursday."
"Good luck Cathy. Oh also [whisper] it might be advisable to obstain from vaginal intercourse until you've seen a practitioner."
"Thank you so much doctor. Goodbye."
"Goodbye Cathy."

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Re: New Super Terminal for the mega rich at LAX

#9 Post by Rwy in Sight » Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:32 am

Slasher wrote:
Fri Jun 14, 2019 8:16 am

3. A fat fcuk of whatever gender will ALWAYS choose to sit next to you.

3a. If a set of big tits graces the seat next to you it'll be attached to a Diane Abbot lookalike (or worse!) :-w


9. Raging poofters talking and holding handsies in the train seat facing you. Your fists unconsciously form. Nuff said.

10. A sexy adorable large breasted lass will sit opposite and give you a knowing smile when she catches you looking at her exquisite bosoms ...sorry that's never happened. A fat ugly butch lezzo will sit opposite waiting to jump down your throat if you so much as glance at it's horribly misshaped slobbering tattooed udders. Even worse if it's got its fellow cow with it.

11. Some whiney gross dick will bawl you out for not giving your seat up to his 84 year old granny, even though you didn't see sh!t because you were reading a book trying to keep all these frigging dorks out of your face.

Some comments here: if there are big enough I can tolerate a lookalike of MP Abbot. I was taught the expression "put a flag over her face and do it for America" - I was taught that phrase back in the States but I think it is accurate worldwide.

Poofters: mobiles come handy just look at ops-normal.org

10. Ugly lezzos: some times they are so ugly that they are not worth looking. For those attractive thanks to a mate in the University I was taught how to look at those cups without be caught - although when I checked the procedure with a lady friend she said it does not work.

Giving up my seat: no chance in hell unless I feel it is the right think to do. A note to smile: some old people feel offended if one stands to give them their seats.

I miss, maybe, some comments about smelly people water and shower gel are cheap and worth using.

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#10 Post by Slasher » Sun Jun 16, 2019 3:18 am

Rwy in Sight wrote:
Sat Jun 15, 2019 6:32 am

Poofters: mobiles come handy just look at ops-normal.org

10. Ugly lezzos: some times they are so ugly that they are not worth looking. For those attractive thanks to a mate in the University I was taught how to look at those cups without be caught - although when I checked the procedure with a lady friend she said it does not work.

Giving up my seat: no chance in hell unless I feel it is the right think to do. A note to smile: some old people feel offended if one stands to give them their seats.

RiS I don't sit there looking at poofters and ugly butch carpet-munchers. In the latter It's visual curiosity on my part because I've spent the last 31 years looking at real women and not at horrific freakish blunders of Nature. I don't look directly at 'em but steal quick glances. For the former of course I ignoringly look away but I need good earplugs. I'm not "homophobic" - that implies I'm scared of arse-bandits. I'm homo hating.

Li'l ol' ladies I don't mind giving my seat to. It's when some dumbarse with her who straightup cracks the shits because I didn't offer, even though the twit knew I didn't even see her.

In any case that's why I don't take mass public transport. It's not the transport itself that pisses me off, it's the public.
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#11 Post by Rwy in Sight » Sun Jun 16, 2019 4:18 am

In the public transport it is the inability of people to make a quick turn - around let those on the metro to get out first and THEN people board. It takes more time to do both simultaneously and it might be expensive.

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