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Don't give MoL ideas!

Here's what he would do with a lower deck on his Jurassic jets:

Do you get to be loaded in a ULD?

The “lower-deck passenger experience module,”

Why is everything a frigging "experience" these days?

To enhance your tax filing experience
To improve your Economy class experience
To better enjoy your onroad driving experience
Trees have been planted to provide an ecologically sound environment to your walking experience
A new latex module has been inserted to improve your rubber doll shagging experience
Buy our new solid wrought iron pair of punching gloves to better your wife-bashing experience
We've loosened the chains in the ship's slave holds to provide better quality to your ocean transport experience

Superfluous and unnecessary ***** - like "on the ground" which the bloody media are so fond of saying.

Troops on the ground in Syria...
Explorers on the ground digging at the archeology site...

Oh...so they weren't sitting up in the trees then? Thanks for the clarification numbnuts.

Another one while I'm bitching is "kindly":

Kindly make payment of your tax audit bill to...

No. I'll do it fuggen rudely!

It appears from UP’s pic above that the journey from West Africa to the New World wasn’t all that bad - most of them appear to be “pleasuring themselves”