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I'm feeling deflated now after all that hype.

Slasher wrote:Yeh nice name and a total knockout W8.

This is Apsara taken in 2010 out the side of our (then) new place
just before she got pregnant. Her natural boobs got bigger after
she had our kid...and they're still big.

Slasher she's gert lush.

Hey Stu, who is Gert Lush?????

That lady has 'come to bed' eyes.

rgbrock1 wrote:Hey Stu, who is Gert Lush?????

RG It means in Brissol she's lovely ........lucky Slasher.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =gert+lush

stuart wrote:

rgbrock1 wrote:Hey Stu, who is Gert Lush?????

RG It means in Brissol she's lovely ........lucky Slasher.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.p ... =gert+lush

Ahhhhh. Do the people of Bristol speak English? Or some variation thereof?

Ahhhhh. Do the people of Bristol speak English? Or some variation thereof?

Summat like that my babber.

I have visited various parts of the UK and have found the Bristol vernacular and accent so far removed from 'standard' English that it is almost a separate language, and that's from someone who has no problem understanding Scouse, Geordie, Glasgie, and even Narn Iron (which happens to be a favourite of mine!).

It's time for Slash to give us his answer!

It's time for Slash to give us his answer!

Nah - it's time for him to quit dicking around and get back together - before someone else does and he lives a lifetime of regret.

Be like Nike and Just Do It, Slash.

Nah - it's time for him to quit dicking around and get back together - before someone else does and he lives a lifetime of regret.

Be like Nike and Just Do It, Slash.

Seconded.

Thirded.

Fourthed. (Or is that Firth of Forth?)

I'm in Singapore and head off to Bangkok tomorrow. I've figured out
a possible 'road map' of getting back together if Apsara agrees.

Yes...after a lot of thought I've decided I'd like to get back with her
but it can't be done overnight as it'll take a few months. As long as
my dick doesn't short-circuit my brain and ruin the plan by bonking
her too prematurely then it just might work out. If ol' Kissinger was
around he'd say the outlook is "hopeful".

We'll just see how it goes.

Just don't leave it too long. As my old granny used to say* "Faint heart never fcuked a pig."


* Well, she would have if she'd been a foul-mouthed bastard like me.

Oh, and Lily? Please don't use the 'deflat*d' word around Slasher. You know it gives him nightmares.

After so much about big tits to find his Mrs as flat chested as an ironing board.

Some troll has come out from under the bridge!

No she isn't Flame. Didn't you see and read my
last posted pic?

The road map will be put to her over coffee at
a place near my apartment. Our 6yo kid will be
dropped off here later this evening. Now THAT
I am looking forward to!

We appreciate this 'live reporting' Slasher. Good luck.

Didn't look flat chested to me!

I think the point flame was making, and what is puzzling some of us, was that the lady (indeed attractive as she is) has a chest that does not come close to the images we constantly see from the man. This could be a problem in the long-term.

FL's comment was completely inappropriate and disrespectful to both parties.

She seems to be on one of her 'be vile to everybody' periods. Medication wearing off, a bit too much substance abuse?