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#1 Post by OFSO » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:27 pm

A friend of the wife's just brought up the March 2016 issue of a magazine called "Woman And Home" and idly leafing through it I found at the back an advert for "Vibrators that really work" called "PicoBong Zizo" priced at an 'incredible' 39.99 pounds, made of silicone and ideal for "vibrator beginners" whom one can only assume are post-virgin but pre-f*ck.

The advert closes with the line "Phone/Write for our free brochure for men & women".

Dear Agony Aunt: what I want to know is this: is it the free brochure that is "for men & women" or the items sold therein ?

P.S. Their website is a hoot.

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#2 Post by rgbrock1 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 2:51 pm

There are vibrators available for men, OFSO. For those men who like taking it up the....... hershey highway.
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#3 Post by Capetonian » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:03 pm

I couldn't resist a peek at the site ...... I almost wish I hadn't.

Fully Waterproof to a Depth of 1 Meter
Not only are PicoBong™ toys easy to clean, but they are also ideal accessories for the bath, shower, swimming pool – even a babbling brook, if that’s your thing. PicoBong™ toys offer versatility that is perfect for use whenever, wherever and with whomever’s got your fancies tickled.


And in case you were wondering, all PicoBong products are WEEE-compliant to meet collection, recycling, and recovery targets. In addition, each of our manufacturing facilities also follows ISO standards of quality management to ensure quality output and increased efficiency.
Does that mean you can piss on them?

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#4 Post by Mrs Ex-Ascot » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:12 pm

Who on Earth thought up the name PicoBong! :-o
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#5 Post by Sisemen » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:16 pm

We're on the same page MrsEx !!

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#6 Post by rgbrock1 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:20 pm

Mrs Ex-Ascot wrote:Who on Earth thought up the name PicoBong! :-o


Mr. PicoBong? Mrs. PicoBong? Both? :D :D
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#7 Post by MoreAviation » Fri Apr 15, 2016 3:24 pm

The mind boggles at the inplications of these things... :-o

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#8 Post by 500N » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:32 pm

rgbrock1 wrote:There are vibrators available for men, OFSO. For those men who like taking it up the....... hershey highway.


Er, not totally correct RGB.

I gather from a conversation the other day that certain items of this nature have devices that work on men also,
but the front side, not the back.

She mentioned WEEE or something but after reading the above, not sure whether it is a generic name re WEEE-compliant
as it says above.

I'll ask her and report back.

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#9 Post by rgbrock1 » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:35 pm

500N wrote:
rgbrock1 wrote:There are vibrators available for men, OFSO. For those men who like taking it up the....... hershey highway.


Er, not totally correct RGB.

I gather from a conversation the other day that certain items of this nature have devices that work on men also,
but the front side, not the back.

She mentioned WEEE or something but after reading the above, not sure whether it is a generic name re WEEE-compliant
as it says above.

I'll ask her and report back.


Oh wow. Geez. Perhaps there is no need for you to report back. ;)
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#10 Post by 500N » Fri Apr 15, 2016 5:40 pm

It's OK RGB, never used one and don't intent to start now.

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#11 Post by OFSO » Fri Apr 15, 2016 6:52 pm

Some years ago I was given what I thought were two s/steel or chrome cufflinks - bit big but nicely shaped, kind of swirly rounded metal. Hmm. Just seen something very similiar on the above-mentioned website. I am now wondering if the holes in my Charles Tyrwhitt shirt cuffs were actually the hole where I should have been inserting them. Hell's Bells, as if life wasn't already complicated enough !

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#12 Post by SOPS » Mon Jun 06, 2016 10:18 am

Get with the programme people! It's a Wi vibe...not a wee vibe. The Wi has one many awards. Google it.

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#13 Post by msdad2 » Mon Jun 06, 2016 11:38 am

I have a Nintendo Wi and that vibrates, not sure it is the same as a wi vibe though.
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#14 Post by 500N » Mon Jun 06, 2016 1:06 pm

SOPS wrote:Get with the programme people! It's a Wi vibe...not a wee vibe. The Wi has one many awards. Google it.


I was just about to post the same thing.

Learned this in the last 2 months - courtesy of living with two ladies :D

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#15 Post by rgbrock1 » Mon Jun 06, 2016 1:08 pm

500N wrote:
SOPS wrote:Get with the programme people! It's a Wi vibe...not a wee vibe. The Wi has one many awards. Google it.


I was just about to post the same thing.

Learned this in the last 2 months - courtesy of living with two ladies :D


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#16 Post by 500N » Mon Jun 06, 2016 1:13 pm

Glutton for punishment :D

I just kicked one of them out, I decided living with the 32 yer old was enough ;)


Talking of Vibrators, She made a funny comment the other day when she was looking for her pink bikini.
"My Purple Dildo has gone" :D

I burst out laughing, which caused the usual female response of something being thrown in my direction :D

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#17 Post by OFSO » Mon Jun 06, 2016 7:29 pm

There was a young Scot called McBean
Who invented a f*cking machine
Concave or Convex
It would suit either sex
and was perfectly simple to clean.


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#18 Post by Slasher » Sun Jun 12, 2016 2:03 pm

Vibrators for men? That had to be poofterile in its conception. The only vibrator I need on my genitals is a groin-trembling woman. :ymdevil:

To hell with this modern crap - I say continue with your tried 'n trusted female excitation workbench equipment like classic vibrators, cucumbers, Harleys, rampant rabbits and duo balls.

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#19 Post by Fliegenmong » Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:07 pm

Do they go something like this??? Baahahahhaa!

http://www.thefrisky.com/2013-03-07/fir ... g-ck-ring/

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#20 Post by Slasher » Mon Jun 20, 2016 1:41 pm

As opposed to my friend who had some mind-shattering, earth-moving orgasm from her vibrating cock ring experience, my vagina was unimpressed,


Pussies are such fussy creatures. They're not bloody happy unless everything clicks just right.

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