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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#21 Post by G~Man » Sat Jul 06, 2019 4:39 pm

Slasher wrote:
Thu Jul 04, 2019 11:15 pm
G-Man is this enough? I'm sure you don't want my salivating moosh included! =p~
Indeedy....
B-) Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while you're here, you may as well dance. B-)

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#22 Post by G-CPTN » Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:54 pm

I am working on developing a classification system based on the 'standard' breastsize of a grapefruit which many females (apart from grannies) seem to have.
So far I have 'more than' and 'less than'.
My interest only starts at 'more than'.

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#23 Post by Slasher » Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:44 pm

Grapefruit? Your datum should be melon!

Don't forget to subclassify them into "solids" and "jigglies".

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#24 Post by ExSp33db1rd » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:03 am

Grapefruit ? I thought they were calibrated in BSH ? British Standard Handful ?

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#25 Post by Slasher » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:07 am

Australian Standard Handful is the metric version.

ASH = BSH X 1.41459265 in ISA conditions.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#26 Post by llondel » Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:49 am

Might have guessed there'd be a root involved with the Aussie version. (OK, not exactly root 2)

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#27 Post by Slasher » Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:45 am

Correct.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#28 Post by OFSO » Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:30 am

The Good News: lots of gorgeous exposed female flesh in the baking summer sun yesterday in London.
The Bad News: it was the Gay Pride Parade and the ladies were not interested in blokes.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#29 Post by om15 » Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:04 pm

Slash, I know the feeling of being away from home in some crummy hotel on an airport in the back of beyond, no access to a garden, can't go for a spin on your motorbike, but if you have wifi internet access all is not lost.
I recommend that you explore the old Pathe films made in the 1950s about road and rail transport, there is a plethora of highly interesting films about British Road Services, the great railway workshops at Swindon, development of the main trunk roads and documentaries about the transport caffs that served them, great stuff.

Here is a taster




Hope this is of help with your problem.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#30 Post by Boac » Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:19 pm

Hmm! A nice thought but I'm not sure that will help..................

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#31 Post by Boac » Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:20 pm

Hmm! A nice thought (ie like your train of thought...) but I'm not sure that will help.................. =))

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#32 Post by Pontius Navigator » Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:22 pm

Round and round went the blood great wheel
In and out went the p**** of steel

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#33 Post by G-CPTN » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:30 am


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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#34 Post by Slasher » Mon Jul 08, 2019 9:35 am

Boac wrote:
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Hmm! A nice thought (ie like your train of thought...) but I'm not sure that will help.................. =))
Correct. It doesn't. The only "train of thought" I have is me kid's train set which I wreck in true Gomez Addams style. 💥

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#36 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Jul 08, 2019 3:55 pm

Never be allowed today :- no hard hat.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#37 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Jul 08, 2019 4:10 pm

Just for Slasher, image from London Pride

https://www.independent.co.uk/life-styl ... 91016.html

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#38 Post by OFSO » Fri Oct 04, 2019 8:35 am

After Ex-Ascot's post 134 on Children and Climate Change Protests, I must admit a very bizarre fantasy is dancing through my frontal lobes. Or as Archie Bunker would have said, I am turning into a prevert.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#39 Post by Pontius Navigator » Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:37 am

Gob stoppers?

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#40 Post by Tsetse Fly » Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:41 pm

In the big house and when on the inside, a jamfar full of live earthworms apparently provides a subtle form of palliative care for errant wrigglers.

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