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Preoccupied with the flesh
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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Life may not be the party you hoped for, but while you're here, you may as well dance.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
I am working on developing a classification system based on the 'standard' breastsize of a grapefruit which many females (apart from grannies) seem to have.
So far I have 'more than' and 'less than'.
My interest only starts at 'more than'.
So far I have 'more than' and 'less than'.
My interest only starts at 'more than'.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Grapefruit? Your datum should be melon!
Don't forget to subclassify them into "solids" and "jigglies".
Don't forget to subclassify them into "solids" and "jigglies".
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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Grapefruit ? I thought they were calibrated in BSH ? British Standard Handful ?
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Australian Standard Handful is the metric version.
ASH = BSH X 1.41459265 in ISA conditions.
ASH = BSH X 1.41459265 in ISA conditions.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Might have guessed there'd be a root involved with the Aussie version. (OK, not exactly root 2)
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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
The Good News: lots of gorgeous exposed female flesh in the baking summer sun yesterday in London.
The Bad News: it was the Gay Pride Parade and the ladies were not interested in blokes.
The Bad News: it was the Gay Pride Parade and the ladies were not interested in blokes.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Slash, I know the feeling of being away from home in some crummy hotel on an airport in the back of beyond, no access to a garden, can't go for a spin on your motorbike, but if you have wifi internet access all is not lost.
I recommend that you explore the old Pathe films made in the 1950s about road and rail transport, there is a plethora of highly interesting films about British Road Services, the great railway workshops at Swindon, development of the main trunk roads and documentaries about the transport caffs that served them, great stuff.
Here is a taster
Hope this is of help with your problem.
I recommend that you explore the old Pathe films made in the 1950s about road and rail transport, there is a plethora of highly interesting films about British Road Services, the great railway workshops at Swindon, development of the main trunk roads and documentaries about the transport caffs that served them, great stuff.
Here is a taster
Hope this is of help with your problem.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Hmm! A nice thought but I'm not sure that will help..................
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Hmm! A nice thought (ie like your train of thought...) but I'm not sure that will help..................
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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Round and round went the blood great wheel
In and out went the p**** of steel
In and out went the p**** of steel
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Never be allowed today :- no hard hat.
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After Ex-Ascot's post 134 on Children and Climate Change Protests, I must admit a very bizarre fantasy is dancing through my frontal lobes. Or as Archie Bunker would have said, I am turning into a prevert.
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Gob stoppers?
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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
In the big house and when on the inside, a jamfar full of live earthworms apparently provides a subtle form of palliative care for errant wrigglers.