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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#61 Post by barkingmad » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:17 am

I’d like to point out to my devoted followers in the British Intelligence community that this is NOT the reason I regularly transit up and down the Roman Road from London to Newcastle-on-Tyne !

Why are there sex shops on the A1? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-48387010

Maybe OFSO and others with a healthy interest in matters of the flesh may wish to try an entertaining reroute?

Although so far I have not seen any Greta models in stock. Aw sh1t, what a giveaway!!! :))

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#62 Post by Slasher » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:59 am

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Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:17 am
Although so far I have not seen any Greta models in stock. Aw sh1t, what a giveaway!!! :))
Boac might...should be interested in that model Mr Mad. =))

Can proudly say I’ve ever lowered meself to shag dolls of plastic or latex or rubber no matter how realistic they are these days...


[ahem]...yet.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#63 Post by Boac » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:16 am

"Can proudly say I’ve ever lowered meself to shag dolls of plastic or latex or rubber no matter how realistic they are these days..." - what! Never dated a botox babe?

PS I have asked BM to get me a brochure next time (he goes in.... :)) )

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#64 Post by Slasher » Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:33 am

Boac wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:16 am
what! Never dated a botox babe?
Um...technically no. :ymblushing:

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#65 Post by Boac » Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:35 am

What is a technical bonk?

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#66 Post by barkingmad » Mon Oct 14, 2019 7:47 pm

Boac wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:35 am
What is a technical bonk?
Answer: A tech log entry! :-o

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#67 Post by Pontius Navigator » Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:32 pm

Looking at that clip, the Grantham store has 70 visits per day. I pass about 5-6 times per month and never seen a car or truck pull off there, not even 4mastacker 😁

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#68 Post by OFSO » Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:18 pm

Mrs OFSO says jokingly ".....the Intelligence Community died when I left........"

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#69 Post by barkingmad » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:32 pm

This has to be the way to stop this evil, wicked and sickening preoccupation with fleshly things:

https://amp.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/ ... 4131da4c13

Anthony Hopkins played a brilliant role in the film “Being Wellville”.

Sincerely hope this tip is useful to our many readers? =))

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#70 Post by Boac » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:45 pm

Aren't the holes a bit on the small size?

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#71 Post by barkingmad » Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:53 pm

boac, are you thinking of a different b’fart cereal?

Ah, I get it. Alas the video misses the point.

Apropos of nothing, when muesli first hit the British breakfast scene in the 60s/70s Jilly Cooper coined the most descriptive phrase to describe it as “Rats’ Droppings in Sawdust”!!!

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#72 Post by Slasher » Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:06 am

I got a hardon while reading that. :p

....he listed some of the damaging symptoms of masturbating, including mood swings, bad posture, acne, epilepsy, palpitations and a fondness for spicy food.

Total crap. I don’t get acne. Boac do you? ;)))

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#73 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:11 am

Slasher wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:06 am
Total crap. I don’t get acne. Boac do you? ;)))
Nah, but I have caught the clap! I have never been a member of the RAF but like all good blokes I suspect we share the same fun, girls and that, lesser ranks and all! :p

Boac is clearly a man, a pilot and an officer that rises above this kind of crap! ^:)^

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#74 Post by Slasher » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:50 am

TheGreenGoblin wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:11 am
Boac is clearly a man, a pilot and an officer that rises above this kind of crap! ^:)^
Of course! He would’ve given it all up the moment he gained his RAF commish.





Me question to him about acne still stands. ;)))

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#75 Post by Capetonian » Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:01 am

Mr. Kellogg sounds like a prize wanker.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#76 Post by Boac » Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:02 am

Slasher - what is 'masturbating'? Re acne, no, but I have been in some difficult spots in my life.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#77 Post by llondel » Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:57 pm

This place could be useful to some people
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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#78 Post by Boac » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:14 pm

Happy shopping! If you see something you cannot afford right now you can leave a small deposit =))

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#79 Post by llondel » Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:34 pm

Seems to be a superfluous 'o' in the second word though.

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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

#80 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:37 pm

Capetonian wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:01 am
Mr. Kellogg sounds like a prize wanker.
I don't eat Kellogs, I don't w...

Hmm that would be a lie.. =))
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