G-Man is this enough? I'm sure you don't want my salivating moosh included!
Indeedy....
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 6:54 pm
by G-CPTN
I am working on developing a classification system based on the 'standard' breastsize of a grapefruit which many females (apart from grannies) seem to have.
So far I have 'more than' and 'less than'.
My interest only starts at 'more than'.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sat Jul 06, 2019 11:44 pm
by Slasher
Grapefruit? Your datum should be melon!
Don't forget to subclassify them into "solids" and "jigglies".
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:03 am
by ExSp33db1rd
Grapefruit ? I thought they were calibrated in BSH ? British Standard Handful ?
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:07 am
by Slasher
Australian Standard Handful is the metric version.
ASH = BSH X 1.41459265 in ISA conditions.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 12:49 am
by llondel
Might have guessed there'd be a root involved with the Aussie version. (OK, not exactly root 2)
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 3:45 am
by Slasher
Correct.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 6:30 am
by OFSO
The Good News: lots of gorgeous exposed female flesh in the baking summer sun yesterday in London.
The Bad News: it was the Gay Pride Parade and the ladies were not interested in blokes.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:04 pm
by om15
Slash, I know the feeling of being away from home in some crummy hotel on an airport in the back of beyond, no access to a garden, can't go for a spin on your motorbike, but if you have wifi internet access all is not lost.
I recommend that you explore the old Pathe films made in the 1950s about road and rail transport, there is a plethora of highly interesting films about British Road Services, the great railway workshops at Swindon, development of the main trunk roads and documentaries about the transport caffs that served them, great stuff.
Here is a taster
Hope this is of help with your problem.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:19 pm
by Boac
Hmm! A nice thought but I'm not sure that will help..................
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:20 pm
by Boac
Hmm! A nice thought (ie like your train of thought...) but I'm not sure that will help..................
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Sun Jul 07, 2019 8:22 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Round and round went the blood great wheel
In and out went the p**** of steel
After Ex-Ascot's post 134 on Children and Climate Change Protests, I must admit a very bizarre fantasy is dancing through my frontal lobes. Or as Archie Bunker would have said, I am turning into a prevert.
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 10:37 am
by Pontius Navigator
Gob stoppers?
Re: Preoccupied with the flesh
Posted: Fri Oct 04, 2019 1:41 pm
by Tsetse Fly
In the big house and when on the inside, a jamfar full of live earthworms apparently provides a subtle form of palliative care for errant wrigglers.
