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Slash.. Why don't you just retire, go home and live a happy life?

Because I’d become a fat couch potato slob, drink ‘shine all day and only take the Cub up now and then. Besides I’m not of the retiring mindset. Don’t think I’ll ever be either

Slasher wrote: ↑

Sat Oct 05, 2019 1:03 pm

Because I’d become a fat couch potato slob, drink ‘shine all day and only take the Cub up now and then. Besides I’m not of the retiring mindset. Don’t think I’ll ever be either

Friend of mine was made redundant when Heavylift folded. Got a job as a Sim instructor. Was again made redundant at age 70. Retirement beckoned.
He now has a job as a flying instructor!

Slasher.
Just to chip in, I always thought that as one got older, ones interest in pumping might be diminished.
How wrong I was.
I think your interest in porn and pumping-related activities is entirely healthy for a chap of your years.
Very honest of you to start this thread, but save the ammo for your missus!

i don't think interest diminishes, but the opportunities certainly diminish.

Cape,unless you happen to be a 5ft 2in tall multi billionaire with a dickie ticker.

Spot the millionaire!

"5ft 2in tall multi billionaire with a dickie ticker"- someone like Bernie Ekelstein!

AtomKraft wrote: ↑

Sat Oct 05, 2019 5:41 pm

Slasher.
Just to chip in, I always thought that as one got older, ones interest in pumping might be diminished.
How wrong I was.
I think your interest in porn and pumping-related activities is entirely healthy for a chap of your years.
Very honest of you to start this thread, but save the ammo for your missus!

Nah mate - as one gets older one gets fussier. The porn that I’m addicted to has to be superb in every way. She only needs the wrong shade of nail colour and it’s an instant turnoff whether her boobs are great or not.

Same with wimmin I walk by. The type that used to have me turn with my tongue sprawling out on the pavement don’t do a thing for me now.

My addiction is as strong as ever but now restricted to hotel use only. I’ve kicked the habit at work during coffee breaks and sim down time. During my last visit home I viewed some only once.

As for ammo, lets just say there’s enough of mine to go around to impregnate every damn gorgeous female in Asia. Apsara once told me if I ever took Viagra she’d up and leave me in order to stay in one piece! I’m still on the sunny side of 60 but my drives appear to be stronger than when I was 18, although ‘it’ needs to be put on the charger for a couple of hours nowadays in between seshes.

Speaking of porn I usually select trusty Sweden on my VPN for the purpose. I mean the sleazy stuff presented on the ol’ pornograph would be the most full-on right? But about a couple of months ago I couldn’t connect to that server so I used Canada. Man I got the filthiest bloody Asian lezzo stuff imaginable! There just has to be something in the sexual instincts of Canadians that is far stronger than the rest of us mere mortals, including Swedes. If I ever catch up with Fox3 I’ll probably look at him sideways.

Canada servers are my 1st choice for downloading erotica now.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/WW2-Photo-Pi ... ect=mobile

If the link works to could be in a caption competition.

I see they don't ship to Germany.

I’ll see what I can do PN.

Edit: done!

Must say I like pigtails. (On girls, that is, not on pigs). Can be knotted around the headboard on beds before gymslip is removed and chastisement commences.

OFSO my dear friend. I'm worried about you. Islington has addled your mind.

Strange.I was just thinking of her with those wrapped very tightly round her throat.

Ah! That's a sweet little face.

The face that launched a thousand ships? Or shits?
I don't wish to be too rude about her since what she is trying to achieve is admirable, if unrealistic. It's the way she's going about that annoys many people.

Boac wrote: ↑

Sat Oct 12, 2019 3:33 pm

Ah! That's a sweet little face.

You’re a filthy dirty old bugger Boac. And so you should be!

What do they say? The combined ages of a bloke with his desired sex partner seldom exceeds 90.

That makes you 74!

The more I look at her the more I think the comments about how she will have to cope with loosing the spot light.

Not bad, Slasher, just 1 year out.....

As a believer in penance - wearing a hairshirt, plus at weekends a cincture of knotted horsehair, and flagilating thrice daily in front of a lifesize portrait of Our Lady of the Perpetual Premenstrual Tension - the thought of enjoying congress with the owner of a spoilt little face whispering unproven blame for causing global warming in my ear is quite attractive. Mea Culpa !

I'm building an amazing picture..............