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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:17 am
by barkingmad
I’d like to point out to my devoted followers in the British Intelligence community that this is NOT the reason I regularly transit up and down the Roman Road from London to Newcastle-on-Tyne !

Why are there sex shops on the A1? https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-48387010

Maybe OFSO and others with a healthy interest in matters of the flesh may wish to try an entertaining reroute?

Although so far I have not seen any Greta models in stock. Aw sh1t, what a giveaway!!! :))

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:59 am
by Slasher
barkingmad wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:17 am
Although so far I have not seen any Greta models in stock. Aw sh1t, what a giveaway!!! :))
Boac might...should be interested in that model Mr Mad. =))

Can proudly say I’ve ever lowered meself to shag dolls of plastic or latex or rubber no matter how realistic they are these days...


[ahem]...yet.

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:16 am
by Boac
"Can proudly say I’ve ever lowered meself to shag dolls of plastic or latex or rubber no matter how realistic they are these days..." - what! Never dated a botox babe?

PS I have asked BM to get me a brochure next time (he goes in.... :)) )

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:33 am
by Slasher
Boac wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:16 am
what! Never dated a botox babe?
Um...technically no. :ymblushing:

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:35 am
by Boac
What is a technical bonk?

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 7:47 pm
by barkingmad
Boac wrote:
Mon Oct 14, 2019 10:35 am
What is a technical bonk?
Answer: A tech log entry! :-o

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 8:32 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Looking at that clip, the Grantham store has 70 visits per day. I pass about 5-6 times per month and never seen a car or truck pull off there, not even 4mastacker 😁

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Mon Oct 14, 2019 9:18 pm
by OFSO
Mrs OFSO says jokingly ".....the Intelligence Community died when I left........"

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:32 pm
by barkingmad
This has to be the way to stop this evil, wicked and sickening preoccupation with fleshly things:

https://amp.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/ ... 4131da4c13

Anthony Hopkins played a brilliant role in the film “Being Wellville”.

Sincerely hope this tip is useful to our many readers? =))

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:45 pm
by Boac
Aren't the holes a bit on the small size?

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Wed Oct 16, 2019 7:53 pm
by barkingmad
boac, are you thinking of a different b’fart cereal?

Ah, I get it. Alas the video misses the point.

Apropos of nothing, when muesli first hit the British breakfast scene in the 60s/70s Jilly Cooper coined the most descriptive phrase to describe it as “Rats’ Droppings in Sawdust”!!!

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:06 am
by Slasher
I got a hardon while reading that. :p

....he listed some of the damaging symptoms of masturbating, including mood swings, bad posture, acne, epilepsy, palpitations and a fondness for spicy food.

Total crap. I don’t get acne. Boac do you? ;)))

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:11 am
by TheGreenGoblin
Slasher wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 12:06 am
Total crap. I don’t get acne. Boac do you? ;)))
Nah, but I have caught the clap! I have never been a member of the RAF but like all good blokes I suspect we share the same fun, girls and that, lesser ranks and all! :p

Boac is clearly a man, a pilot and an officer that rises above this kind of crap! ^:)^


Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:50 am
by Slasher
TheGreenGoblin wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 1:11 am
Boac is clearly a man, a pilot and an officer that rises above this kind of crap! ^:)^
Of course! He would’ve given it all up the moment he gained his RAF commish.





Me question to him about acne still stands. ;)))

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:01 am
by Capetonian
Mr. Kellogg sounds like a prize wanker.

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 7:02 am
by Boac
Slasher - what is 'masturbating'? Re acne, no, but I have been in some difficult spots in my life.

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 2:57 pm
by llondel
This place could be useful to some people
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Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:14 pm
by Boac
Happy shopping! If you see something you cannot afford right now you can leave a small deposit =))

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Thu Oct 17, 2019 3:34 pm
by llondel
Seems to be a superfluous 'o' in the second word though.

Re: Preoccupied with the flesh

Posted: Fri Oct 18, 2019 9:37 pm
by TheGreenGoblin
Capetonian wrote:
Thu Oct 17, 2019 6:01 am
Mr. Kellogg sounds like a prize wanker.
I don't eat Kellogs, I don't w...

Hmm that would be a lie.. =))