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Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:41 am
by OFSO
Why, from a pair of socks, does one go into holes while the other remains more or less intact ? I have numerous single socks in the drawer where the partner has been sent to the rubbish bin looking like lace from Bruges. One sock always wears out first, but why ?

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:49 am
by Slasher
Could be because of assymentric toenailery or that one hoof is a tiny wee bit bigger than the other for the exact same shoe size. Also any gait in walking can have an effect.

Me right sock gets holes and wears out before the left.

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:19 am
by OFSO
No, because I randomly put them on alternate feet. To boldy go.....

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:27 am
by Slasher
I’ve only got my 2 original feet. No alternate ones!

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:45 am
by OFSO
Two feet ? Wow. You must wear baggy trousers.

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:59 am
by probes
Slasher wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 6:49 am
Me right sock gets holes ...
right sock? how do you know it's right? #-o
I mean, not left or wrong?

I buy a bunch of identical ones (for when I'm in jeans, that is) and throw away the ones that do not qualify any more. No problem with pairing.

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:16 am
by ExSp33db1rd
I buy a bunch of identical ones .............
Me too, I have about 20 plain navy blue socks, slowly reducing as they eventually wear into holes, but not equally as worn, as noted. Never "pair" them after washing, just throw them all into the sock drawer and just pick the first two that come to hand ( or should that be foot ? )

Happy to wear them at all times, saves Indecisive Brain Power and not worried about the Fashionistas, tho' I might wear a black pair at a funeral, out of respect for the recently deceased, and occasionally white with sports "Trainers", but plain white don't need to be "paired", either.

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:29 am
by probes
yep.
The only ones that need some 'sorting' are the toe socks that are wonderful and comfy.

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 8:48 am
by Slasher
probes wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 7:59 am
right sock? how do you know it's right? #-o
I mean, not left or wrong?
I have only very limited supplies of my preferred sock Probes hon because the bastards stop making them as soon as they know I like ‘em. When I go back to the store for more pairs it’s either they’re sold out and/or don’t make that make anymore.

When I get back after wearing I bung each sock into its respective shoe - as these rare comfy ones I have are individually designed padded and tailored for each L and R foot.

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 9:06 am
by Pontius Navigator
I had 6 Nike socks, 3 left and 3 right, each carefully label with an L or R.

I have lots of different coloured black socks. Different patterns and lengths too. 🙁

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:54 am
by OFSO
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.....

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:18 pm
by Mrs Ex-Ascot
The obvious solution to this problem is simple, don't wear socks! :D

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:24 pm
by Capetonian
A wife bought her husband 10 identical underpants and socks.
When she gave them to him, he said : "I can't wear these, people will think I wear the same underwear every day."
Wife : "What people?"

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 2:48 pm
by Boac
"The obvious solution to this problem is simple, don't wear socks! " - there is another one - only wear on the side that doesn't wear out so quickly?

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:41 pm
by OFSO
....which opens another subject. What sort of underwear should one wear on gym days ? Tatty so the other blokes don't come and try and cadge something off you, or smart and spiffy so you look modern and up-to-date ?

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:42 pm
by G-CPTN
OFSO wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:41 pm
....which opens another subject. What sort of underwear should one wear on gym days ? Tatty so the other blokes don't come and try and cadge something off you, or smart and spiffy so you look modern and up-to-date ?
Commando . . .

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 3:57 pm
by Pontius Navigator
Or Beckham. Didn't he wear disposable ones?

Or rather regular ones that were discarded after wear?

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 4:57 pm
by probes
OFSO wrote:
Sun Jan 26, 2020 10:54 am
I didn't expect the Spanish Inquisition.....
what did you expect, then? o:-)

- as for the underwear, depends on whether you want to look posh or feel comfortable.
The trendy ones wear this..

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:12 pm
by Boac
OFSO wears those??!!!! Nurse!!

Re: Socks !

Posted: Sun Jan 26, 2020 5:32 pm
by Pontius Navigator
You could buy those in ASDA a few years back - black or white