The US Hamster Wheel

[Boac]

When the 'miracle', Chumpers? https://www.forbes.com/sites/chuckjones ... 1b0d8727ce

Oh dear - the mere mention of Obama doing 'better' will no doubt throw the Chump into a paroxysm of Twats. Just as well it is 'Fake News', eh?

[Slasher]

KAG

That French arsehole from TOP a while back?

Mention him not.

[Boac]

No - the new Chump slogan. Do keep up

[Undried Plum]

[Boac]

She has!

[Boac]

How to speak to people like a POTUS

Donald Trump spouted a stream of gibberish about the US’s nuclear arsenal at a press conference Friday. The President of the United States told reporters at the White House: ‘Nobody can beat us militarily. No-one can even come close. ‘Our nuclear was getting very tired..Now we have it in, as we would say, tippy-top shape. ‘Tippy top. We have new and we have renovated and it’s incredible. We all should pray we never have to use it.’ Trump was speaking in response to questions about the US’s military capability amid increasing tensions between America and Iran.

Bonzo Dog Doo Dah. Nearly bedtime, Donnie. Iran - be frightened.

[BenThere]

be frightened

I would guess that was the intended message he wanted Iran's rulers to get. I have a suspicion, too, that he wouldn't mind showing up the vaunted Russian air defense systems Iran and Turkey have acquired.

This story has a ways to play out.

I watched his entire press encounters with Australian PM Scott Morrison and saw no gibberish, some repetitiveness, yes, but gibberish? No.

[TheGreenGoblin]

be frightened

or as you wish...

[prospector]

With good cause

https://www.rt.com/news/469229-russia-c ... -exercise/

[Slasher]

If I’m gonna get invaded I’d want the Nork chicks to do it.

https://www.military.com/video/forces/m ... 0991732001


I mean who’d put up a fight?

[Slasher]

On another note...

[Boac]

Slasher - have you thought they might all be 'lady boys'?

[Boac]

Do we have another Chumplet on the way?

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[TheGreenGoblin]

Do we have another Chumplet on the way?

Cue this tune...



and much lamenting and reading of this poem...

Turning and turning in the widening gyre
The falcon cannot hear the falconer;
Things fall apart; the centre cannot hold;
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world,
The blood-dimmed tide is loosed, and everywhere
The ceremony of innocence is drowned;
The best lack all conviction, while the worst
Are full of passionate intensity.

Surely some revelation is at hand;
Surely the Second Coming is at hand.
The Second Coming! Hardly are those words out
When a vast image out of Spiritus Mundi
Troubles my sight: somewhere in sands of the desert
A shape with lion body and the head of a man,
A gaze blank and pitiless as the sun,
Is moving its slow thighs, while all about it
Reel shadows of the indignant desert birds.
The darkness drops again; but now I know
That twenty centuries of stony sleep
Were vexed to nightmare by a rocking cradle,
And what rough beast, its hour come round at last,
Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

On the other hand she may just be getting fat!

[Boac]

Let's hope it is the latter - we don't want any more dorks, do we? Anyhow, Madonna said he probably couldn't have dunnit 'imself

[Woody]

Can’t help but post this

[TheGreenGoblin]

Can’t help but post this

You seem to have my sense of humour Mr/Mrs Woody...

[Boac]

“Apple will not be given Tariff waiver, or relief, for Mac Pro parts that are made in China. Make them in the USA, no Tariffs!” the president announced in July.

Apple will make its next-generation Mac Pro at its plant in Texas after it received federal tariff exclusions on parts imported from China into America. Apple announced on Monday 22/9.

Oh yeah. The Chump has completely lost his marbles (if he ever had a full set, that is)!

[BenThere]

It's called "Winning" by us Trumpophiles.

Apple and the Trump administration made a deal.

Gather up your own marbles and try again.

Do you ever see yourself as a latter day Wile E Coyote?

[Boac]

I'm afraid Benjamin, you need to elaborate on a couple of things, if you can:

'vaping' ??
'Wile E Coyote'??