Diane Abbott does it (yet) again...

[Slasher]

Something bonks that???!!!

He/she/it must be very seriously alcoholically wasted 24/7.

[Cacophonix]

Where's is you gallantry gentlemen?

Caco

[A Lutra Continua]

Something bonks that???!!!

He/she/it must be very seriously alcoholically wasted 24/7.

Well, his mates have form for sticking it up the bottoms of unwilling goats so it's not a huge leap of the imagination to think he'd stick it up a willing hippabottamus.

[BenThere]

Reminds me of the hooker Hugh Grant got caught with. She was consummately ugly, but there he was, a man who had a choice of women, paying her for it.

[Capetonian]

I remember reading about Hugh Grant's escapade and there was a photograph of people outside the the court waiting to catch a glimpse of him, and one girl was holding up a placard that said : "Hugh, I would have paid you!"

The thought of seeing that Abbott thing with no clothes on ....... no I'm about to go and make breakfast and I don't want to think about anything so utterly repulsive. She makes Cherie Blair/Booth look good!

[Ex-Ascot]

See it was only married for 2 years. That takes some doing as a divorce takes about a year.

[Pinky the pilot]

I imagine her partner must be a very unhappy man/woman.

Does she have one? Genuine question btw.

Don't know about Conshie Corbyn, but I don't reckon I could touch the sides.

I was going to say that she`d choke on mine, but I won`t!

[OFSO]

Look chaps I'm as broad-minded as the next men, but given my fertile imagination, the suggestion as to what the curvaceous Diane Abbott might be willing to do to a bearded socialist isn't doing any good to my digestion of today's lunch: cous-cous with chicken wings followed by pineapple flambeed in rum (although being Lidl rum it wouldn't catch fire so had to use a blowtorch). Oh heavens. That word again. Flametorch, maybe. Anyway please lay off the coarse remarks until my lunch has settled ! And then recommence.

[ian16th]

I imagine her partner must be a very unhappy man/woman.

Does she have one? Genuine question btw.

Not currently, so if you want to make an offer.............???

But was for 2 years, during which she podded.

[Capetonian]

I would imagine her 'partner' arrived in a plain brown package and that batteries were extra.

[Ex-Ascot]

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/po ... 74906.html

See the second interview

[BenThere]

I think it's quite clear to anyone paying attention that Diane Abbot is in a position of power already way over her head. Should the UK electorate further elevate her, God help them.

[om15]

Whilst we amuse ourselves speculating on the disgusting vision of Corbyn and Abbott copulating in a tent on a camping holiday, (we must be grateful that their union wasn't blessed with off spring), it is no laughing matter that this inept, incompetent and stupid she hog could be Home Secretary on Friday.

if that doesn't stop the laughing I don't know what will, what an earth can people be thinking, at least the Monster Raving Lunatic party had sound policies compared to this lot, this is a bad dream, isn't it?

[BenThere]

All is not lost. After all, the US survived President Obama, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, and Attorney General Eric Holder, the worst collection of politicians at the top we've ever had.

[Capetonian]

I doubt if any of the aforementioned are as stupid as Abbott appears to be. Misguided they may have been, but not stupid.

[BackToAllNightLights]

A thoroughly stupid and distasteful woman. Everyone with any sense should hope like hell she and her leader never gets any closer to actual power in Britain than they already are.

[Pinky the pilot]

Not currently, so if you want to make an offer.............???

Pass.

[Capetonian]

Another pass. I don't go for bestiality.

[ian16th]

Diane Abbott stepping aside as shadow home secretary 'for period of ill health'

[Capetonian]

I'd call it 'gardening leave' or a desperate attempt by the bearded Marxist to garner more votes. I seriously hope that she has already done enough harm to the Labour tossers to guarantee a resounding Conservative win.

'Ill health', yep, mentally disturbed as well as pig stupid.