Chaos in Scotland.

[AtomKraft]

Oh dearie me.
So it seems that Salmond has been discovered to be telling the truth. Sturgeon was advised she was going to lose, just as Alex said.
Ding-ding. Round two!

But first blood to Salmond.

[om15]

Breaking news, the Scottish Tories are tabling a vote of no confidence against Sturgeon for lying to Parliament.

[Boac]

It looks as if the Sturgeon is on the slide - vote of no confidence tomorrow!

[AtomKraft]

She's brought this to herself.
Control freak and much too interested in sex and sexual stuff generally.

[Boac]

much too interested in sex and sexual stuff generally.

?? You speak from experience?

[Undried Plum]

Tomorrow's session will, for me, be a two-bagger.

To my left, I'll have a bag of popcorn. To my right, I'll have a barfbag.

That wee bitchcunt makes me puke when I see or hear her, in the same way that Phoney Tony Aloysius B Liar does.

Nevertheless, I shall look forward to watching her wriggle and squirm like a worm on a fish-hook when she's confronted by Murdo Fraser and Jackie Baillie.

Her blink rate will be like watching an ultra highspeed Morse signaller, I'm sure.

[Pontius Navigator]

. She's well and truly **** like her woofter partner never could do for her.

Time for her to piss off to Brussels with her Auchterarder girlfriend; and trouble us nae maer.
............
She's just a piece o' shite.

Jimmy Wolffe can sue me for saying so, but he'll go down into the bog if he does.

Are we missing something being down south?
Who is Wolfe?

[Undried Plum]

He's the Lord Advocate. A politico flack Cabinet Minister who's in charge of the Crown Office (Jockanese equivalent of the CPS).

[Pontius Navigator]

Of course, and the Auchterarder?

[G-CPTN]

What is the URL for tomorrow's (Wednesday) show from the enquiry?

[Undried Plum]

Of course, and the Auchterarder?

Auchterarder is a wee town in SouthWest Perthshire. The famous Gleneagles Hotel and golf courses are near there, as is Strathallan Airfield.

Madame Sturgeon's principal girlfriend lives near there, in a very discreet country house which is not easily overlooked by paparazzi. For obvious reasons of their personal security, I will not describe exactly where their lovenest is, but I have said that it is in an outlying rural part of the countryside not far from Auchterarder.

[Undried Plum]

What is the URL for tomorrow's (Wednesday) show from the enquiry?

The exact url isn't yet posted, but it will be on:

https://www.scottishparliament.tv

The initial posted url of the Committee room video link may be amended, but I'm pretty sure that for someone stellar like Her Nibbs, as with Saint Salmon of Yon Ilk, it will be Committee Room Number One.

I'll post a link here once the pre-amble stuff gets underway and when I'm sure that I've got the right url to paste here.

Make sure that you have two bags of popcorn at the ready. Barfbag is optional.

[Undried Plum]

I could almost write the script from here:


It wiznae me.

Not a shred of evidence. (Unsaid: the cross-cut shredder has been been cleaned out)

Conspiracy theory.

Conspiracy theorists.

It wiznae me.

Ye cannae prove it.

Not a shred of evidence.

Alternate reality (ie one where Salmond gets to interrogate the wee ****q).

Frank! Get the fokkin door. Ma heels are fokkin killin me. Ah've got a plate o soup fer ma dinner.

[G-CPTN]

Thanks - Nicola Sturgeon will give evidence today (Wednesday 3 March) at 9am.

You can watch the inquiry on the Scottish Parliament’s TV service at scottishparliament.tv.

[Undried Plum]

Even BBC Scotland News is beginning to turn against her.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland- ... s-56259056

Methinks, for her it's the beginning of the end of days.

She hasn't got the benefit of having men in grey suits telling her that it's time to go, as Thatcher did. She's done away with them and replaced them with all-women lists of fanny-lickers.

Her nail-beds will be bleeding by the time her fingers are prised off the igneous rock of Holyrood.

[Ibbie]

George is very quiet at the moment. One suspects he's sat on the side, letting all ***** the fan, not needing to do anything at this stage.

[Undried Plum]

Four bags of popcorn duly popped by Chef Mike.

For some reason there's a large punnet of South African plums on me Study desk. Methinks someone in the household is taking the piss.

[Undried Plum]

It's on!

[media]https://www.scottishparliament.tv/chann ... tee-room-1[/media]

It's live, in real time. I wish there was a way to fast-forward to the bits where Murdo Fraser and Jackie Baillie tear the wee ****q a new arsehole.

A 37 second time lag at my end, presumably to allow for the kill-switch to be used if Krankie says something truthful.

[G-CPTN]

She's had her roots done (and a fresh colour rinse overall).

[Undried Plum]

I could almost write the script from here:


It wiznae me.

Tick