Chaos in Scotland.
- barkingmad
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Wee Krankie doesn’t know what’s good for Jockistan, but she wants it and she wants it now!;
If anyone knows where the Barnett Formula CB is can they please pull and collar it ASAP?!
If anyone knows where the Barnett Formula CB is can they please pull and collar it ASAP?!
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Nicola Sturgeon's Christmas Message........as interpreted by Janey Godley
The helicopter pilots' mantra: If it hasn't gone wrong then it's just about to...
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
She says he could kick herself.
If she needs help, there'll be plenty of volunteers and I'll be at the front of the queue. We'll also be available if she wants us tae pit ra heid oan 'er, tae. She'll be nane the waur o' a good nutting.
It'll take my mind off my forthcoming hangover.
If she needs help, there'll be plenty of volunteers and I'll be at the front of the queue. We'll also be available if she wants us tae pit ra heid oan 'er, tae. She'll be nane the waur o' a good nutting.
It'll take my mind off my forthcoming hangover.
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
U P, one to make you feel a bit better, hungover or otherwise;
It’s a mystery how she manages to opine in so many different directions on so many topics. And the ultimate oxymoron has to be Jockistan ‘independence’ whilst being subjected to the Brussels yoke!
Edited to add: Oh dear, it’s all getting very messy north of Carter Bar!
Hopefully when Jockistan finally sail off to EUrope we’ll never have to put up with loudmouth Ian Blackfeet ever again droning on in the English parliament?!
It’s a mystery how she manages to opine in so many different directions on so many topics. And the ultimate oxymoron has to be Jockistan ‘independence’ whilst being subjected to the Brussels yoke!
Edited to add: Oh dear, it’s all getting very messy north of Carter Bar!
Hopefully when Jockistan finally sail off to EUrope we’ll never have to put up with loudmouth Ian Blackfeet ever again droning on in the English parliament?!
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
It’s good to know that other folks have a low opinion of the loquacious Ian Blackhead, SNP scourge of the English parliament;
Watching the circus in ‘Halitosis Hall’ tomorrow might while away an hour or two with innocent entertainment?
Watching the circus in ‘Halitosis Hall’ tomorrow might while away an hour or two with innocent entertainment?
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Barking,
Are you trying to induce apoplexy?
In the second of your two vids, Blackhead has the sheer effrontery to claim that " it was never SNP's position" that the IndeRef was to be "once in a generation".
Lying bastard. Blackhead, not you BM.
This vid is a keeper;
Replay it to yourself every time you hear the wee gnats whining for IndeRef n+1, IndeRef n+2 etc, (albeit with a barfbag close at hand).
Are you trying to induce apoplexy?
In the second of your two vids, Blackhead has the sheer effrontery to claim that " it was never SNP's position" that the IndeRef was to be "once in a generation".
Lying bastard. Blackhead, not you BM.
This vid is a keeper;
Replay it to yourself every time you hear the wee gnats whining for IndeRef n+1, IndeRef n+2 etc, (albeit with a barfbag close at hand).
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Always ready to be corrected, I've checked the 670 pages of gobshite in the SNP manifesto for the Referendum which was published in 2013, and yes, it really does say those words "once in a generation".
In fact, it does so twice. Once on page 3 and again on page 10.
In fact, it does so twice. Once on page 3 and again on page 10.
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U P sez: “Replay it to yourself every time you hear the wee gnats whining for IndeRef n+1, IndeRef n+2 etc, (albeit with a barfbag close at hand)“.
And if she was edjikated, she would say “referenda”, similar to “pudenda”, instead of “referendums”?!
Perhaps it’s time the SNP logo was changed to that depicting the god Janus, pronounced ‘anus’, in recognition of their multi-tasking abilities and outlook on politics?
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Janus-faced
Not to be confused with the ‘chocolate starfish’, as defined in that seminal tome, “Roger’s Profanisaurus”, available at all good bookshops and whose scope increases annually!!
And if she was edjikated, she would say “referenda”, similar to “pudenda”, instead of “referendums”?!
Perhaps it’s time the SNP logo was changed to that depicting the god Janus, pronounced ‘anus’, in recognition of their multi-tasking abilities and outlook on politics?
https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Janus-faced
Not to be confused with the ‘chocolate starfish’, as defined in that seminal tome, “Roger’s Profanisaurus”, available at all good bookshops and whose scope increases annually!!
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
I accidentally listened to the awful Ian Blackhead’s 25 minute oration in the English Parliament this afternoon.
Curiously, he was permitted to drone on for much longer than the other MPs called to speak, who were being limited to around the 4-minute mark, a strange anomaly granted to a sworn enemy of said parliament.
After a few minutes I was moved to tears as he ground on quoting the wrong statistics re the effect of the deal on the exports from Jockistan to the Universe.
I then realised my tears were caused by the onion I was slicing in preparation for a good curry.
Here are those simple figures for Wee Krankie’s exports to various destinations so’s we can see what a load of tosh were the “facts” he was spouting and good to know the SNP voted for no-deal, just like the Limp-Dems and Diane Abbott;
Curiously, he was permitted to drone on for much longer than the other MPs called to speak, who were being limited to around the 4-minute mark, a strange anomaly granted to a sworn enemy of said parliament.
After a few minutes I was moved to tears as he ground on quoting the wrong statistics re the effect of the deal on the exports from Jockistan to the Universe.
I then realised my tears were caused by the onion I was slicing in preparation for a good curry.
Here are those simple figures for Wee Krankie’s exports to various destinations so’s we can see what a load of tosh were the “facts” he was spouting and good to know the SNP voted for no-deal, just like the Limp-Dems and Diane Abbott;
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Yer favourite undertaker puts me to sleep.
Is that the commercial intent?
Is that the commercial intent?
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Undried Plum wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:01 pmYer favourite undertaker puts me to sleep.
Is that the commercial intent?
I thought you’d be interested, living under the MacStasi regime?!
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Bloody boring taxi driver that he is!barkingmad wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:17 pmUndried Plum wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:01 pmYer favourite undertaker puts me to sleep.
Is that the commercial intent?
I thought you’d be interested, living under the MacStasi regime?!
Though you remain
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
TGG sez of our favourite undertaker: “Bloody boring taxi driver that he is! ”
However, he does seem to do his homework and remember, content is the important aspect, delivery a secondary consideration.
And if you want ‘bloody boring’, try the 21st Century way of reading, text to speech software? As in;
Judging from this the SNP Jocks are getting quite het up now that we’ve reached escape velocity from the gigantic astral turd of the EUSSR.
At what point after the final whistle blow will they admit the battle is lost?
However, he does seem to do his homework and remember, content is the important aspect, delivery a secondary consideration.
And if you want ‘bloody boring’, try the 21st Century way of reading, text to speech software? As in;
Judging from this the SNP Jocks are getting quite het up now that we’ve reached escape velocity from the gigantic astral turd of the EUSSR.
At what point after the final whistle blow will they admit the battle is lost?
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
As a taxi driver, I'd bore for Britain -and would prolly get chucked out of any forum that would have me. Except, here of course, where I'm somehow mostly tolerated.TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:19 pmBloody boring taxi driver that he is!barkingmad wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:17 pmUndried Plum wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:01 pmYer favourite undertaker puts me to sleep.
Is that the commercial intent?
I thought you’d be interested, living under the MacStasi regime?!
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I was referring to the bloke in the video. If that's really you, God help us!Undried Plum wrote: ↑Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:12 amAs a taxi driver, I'd bore for Britain -and would prolly get chucked out of any forum that would have me. Except, here of course, where I'm somehow mostly tolerated.TheGreenGoblin wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:19 pmBloody boring taxi driver that he is!barkingmad wrote: ↑Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:17 pm
I thought you’d be interested, living under the MacStasi regime?!
Though you remain
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
It wizae me,
I hope you knew that.
On telly, I'd have called Krankie a ****q, to her face. You know that.
I hope you knew that.
On telly, I'd have called Krankie a ****q, to her face. You know that.
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Are you this ****?
Though you remain
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
To go
Your destination remains
Elusive."
Convinced
"To be alive
You must have somewhere
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Your destination remains
Elusive."
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Whatever the man's politics may be and whether people choose to agree or disagree with them, he at least deserves some respect for the fact he went in harm's way when he served on HMS Sheffield during the Falklands conflict.
It's always my fault - SWMBO
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.
Has Krankie realised that the EU will bill her for keeping the lights on, as she has requested?
Re: Chaos in Scotland.
+1Whatever the man's politics may be and whether people choose to agree or disagree with them, he at least deserves some respect for the fact he went in harm's way when he served on HMS Sheffield during the Falklands conflict
Here's to a prosperous 2021.