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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#521 Post by barkingmad » Sat Dec 26, 2020 8:42 pm

Wee Krankie doesn’t know what’s good for Jockistan, but she wants it and she wants it now!;



If anyone knows where the Barnett Formula CB is can they please pull and collar it ASAP?!

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#522 Post by CharlieOneSix » Sat Dec 26, 2020 11:46 pm

Nicola Sturgeon's Christmas Message........as interpreted by Janey Godley
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#523 Post by Undried Plum » Sun Dec 27, 2020 3:32 am

She says he could kick herself.

If she needs help, there'll be plenty of volunteers and I'll be at the front of the queue. We'll also be available if she wants us tae pit ra heid oan 'er, tae. She'll be nane the waur o' a good nutting.

It'll take my mind off my forthcoming hangover.

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#524 Post by barkingmad » Mon Dec 28, 2020 9:36 am

U P, one to make you feel a bit better, hungover or otherwise;



It’s a mystery how she manages to opine in so many different directions on so many topics. And the ultimate oxymoron has to be Jockistan ‘independence’ whilst being subjected to the Brussels yoke!

Edited to add: Oh dear, it’s all getting very messy north of Carter Bar!



Hopefully when Jockistan finally sail off to EUrope we’ll never have to put up with loudmouth Ian Blackfeet ever again droning on in the English parliament?!

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#525 Post by barkingmad » Tue Dec 29, 2020 4:05 pm

It’s good to know that other folks have a low opinion of the loquacious Ian Blackhead, SNP scourge of the English parliament;



Watching the circus in ‘Halitosis Hall’ tomorrow might while away an hour or two with innocent entertainment?
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#526 Post by Undried Plum » Tue Dec 29, 2020 4:48 pm

Barking,

Are you trying to induce apoplexy?

In the second of your two vids, Blackhead has the sheer effrontery to claim that " it was never SNP's position" that the IndeRef was to be "once in a generation".
Lying bastard. Blackhead, not you BM.

This vid is a keeper;




Replay it to yourself every time you hear the wee gnats whining for IndeRef n+1, IndeRef n+2 etc, (albeit with a barfbag close at hand).

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#527 Post by Undried Plum » Tue Dec 29, 2020 5:05 pm

Always ready to be corrected, I've checked the 670 pages of gobshite in the SNP manifesto for the Referendum which was published in 2013, and yes, it really does say those words "once in a generation".

In fact, it does so twice. Once on page 3 and again on page 10.

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#528 Post by barkingmad » Tue Dec 29, 2020 5:26 pm

U P sez: “Replay it to yourself every time you hear the wee gnats whining for IndeRef n+1, IndeRef n+2 etc, (albeit with a barfbag close at hand)“.

And if she was edjikated, she would say “referenda”, similar to “pudenda”, instead of “referendums”?!

Perhaps it’s time the SNP logo was changed to that depicting the god Janus, pronounced ‘anus’, in recognition of their multi-tasking abilities and outlook on politics?

https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/Janus-faced

Not to be confused with the ‘chocolate starfish’, as defined in that seminal tome, “Roger’s Profanisaurus”, available at all good bookshops and whose scope increases annually!! =))

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#529 Post by barkingmad » Wed Dec 30, 2020 5:33 pm

I accidentally listened to the awful Ian Blackhead’s 25 minute oration in the English Parliament this afternoon.

Curiously, he was permitted to drone on for much longer than the other MPs called to speak, who were being limited to around the 4-minute mark, a strange anomaly granted to a sworn enemy of said parliament.

After a few minutes I was moved to tears as he ground on quoting the wrong statistics re the effect of the deal on the exports from Jockistan to the Universe.

I then realised my tears were caused by the onion I was slicing in preparation for a good curry.

Here are those simple figures for Wee Krankie’s exports to various destinations so’s we can see what a load of tosh were the “facts” he was spouting and good to know the SNP voted for no-deal, just like the Limp-Dems and Diane Abbott;


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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#530 Post by Undried Plum » Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:01 pm

Yer favourite undertaker puts me to sleep.

Is that the commercial intent?

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#531 Post by barkingmad » Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:17 pm

Undried Plum wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:01 pm
Yer favourite undertaker puts me to sleep.

Is that the commercial intent?

I thought you’d be interested, living under the MacStasi regime?! =))

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#532 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:19 pm

barkingmad wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:17 pm
Undried Plum wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:01 pm
Yer favourite undertaker puts me to sleep.

Is that the commercial intent?

I thought you’d be interested, living under the MacStasi regime?! =))
Bloody boring taxi driver that he is! :ymdevil:
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#533 Post by barkingmad » Wed Dec 30, 2020 8:42 pm

TGG sez of our favourite undertaker: “Bloody boring taxi driver that he is! :ymdevil:

However, he does seem to do his homework and remember, content is the important aspect, delivery a secondary consideration.

And if you want ‘bloody boring’, try the 21st Century way of reading, text to speech software? As in;



Judging from this the SNP Jocks are getting quite het up now that we’ve reached escape velocity from the gigantic astral turd of the EUSSR.

At what point after the final whistle blow will they admit the battle is lost?

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#534 Post by Undried Plum » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:12 am

TheGreenGoblin wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:19 pm
barkingmad wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:17 pm
Undried Plum wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:01 pm
Yer favourite undertaker puts me to sleep.

Is that the commercial intent?

I thought you’d be interested, living under the MacStasi regime?! =))
Bloody boring taxi driver that he is! :ymdevil:
As a taxi driver, I'd bore for Britain -and would prolly get chucked out of any forum that would have me. Except, here of course, where I'm somehow mostly tolerated.

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#535 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:16 am

Undried Plum wrote:
Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:12 am
TheGreenGoblin wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:19 pm
barkingmad wrote:
Wed Dec 30, 2020 6:17 pm



I thought you’d be interested, living under the MacStasi regime?! =))
Bloody boring taxi driver that he is! :ymdevil:
As a taxi driver, I'd bore for Britain -and would prolly get chucked out of any forum that would have me. Except, here of course, where I'm somehow mostly tolerated.
I was referring to the bloke in the video. If that's really you, God help us! ;)))
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#536 Post by Undried Plum » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:26 am

It wizae me,

I hope you knew that.

On telly, I'd have called Krankie a ****q, to her face. You know that.

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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#537 Post by TheGreenGoblin » Thu Dec 31, 2020 12:29 am

Are you this ****?

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#538 Post by 4mastacker » Thu Dec 31, 2020 9:47 am

Whatever the man's politics may be and whether people choose to agree or disagree with them, he at least deserves some respect for the fact he went in harm's way when he served on HMS Sheffield during the Falklands conflict.
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Re: Chaos in Scotland.

#539 Post by Ibbie » Fri Jan 01, 2021 8:59 am

Has Krankie realised that the EU will bill her for keeping the lights on, as she has requested?

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#540 Post by om15 » Fri Jan 01, 2021 9:29 am

Whatever the man's politics may be and whether people choose to agree or disagree with them, he at least deserves some respect for the fact he went in harm's way when he served on HMS Sheffield during the Falklands conflict
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