Chaos in Scotland.

[4mastacker]

Thanks G-C.

[FD2]

Jackson Carlaw is certainly impressive as the new leader. A fast and determined rapid fire speaker from Glasgow, I hope he gives Wee Krankie stick - it''s about time someone held her to account for her administration's failings. Trouble is he isn't gay, as seems to be obligatory - I hope he can be forgiven for that.

[G-CPTN]

The Scottish First Minister said she hadn’t heard of the nickname before.

Just shows how 'on the ball' she is . . .

[llondel]

What about "Fish Minor"?

[Pontius Navigator]

Well that will have opened her eyes

[om15]

I understand that to address the flagging support in Scotland for the SNP the Scottish Government are now permitting SNP supporters serving less than a one year custodial sentence to be able to vote. The wretched and unhappy people unfortunate to be living under the heel of the SNP Government now not only have the solace of drink driving removed, the vast tax that they are forced to pay, now have to endure the prospect of their own criminals being urged to support their oppressive regime.

[barkingmad]

Noises emanating from north of the “Jockstrap” Border indicate a lack of satisfaction in Wee Nicola Krankie’s reign since Johnson told her to F O regarding Indyref2.
And the lovely Alex Salmond is due up in front of MacBeak next month on his “you’ve been a very naughty boy” charges so it may prove an interesting month or more now that the haggis-hunting season is drawing to a close.
They are also reporting doom and gloom for Scotland due to the new immigration rules imposed by Westminster so the war of words should hot up soon and give Wee Nicola something to screech about.

[Undried Plum]

give Wee Nicola something to screech about.

How about: QNH 1013.25; Temp +15° ?

I bet that the bitchcunt would bitch about the adiabatic lapse rate being imposed by Worstmonster upon us poor downtrodden Scottish people who yearn to breathe free.

[om15]

I dare say that the SNP are bricking it in case they get independence, much more fun to jibe us (or the British as they now call us, IRA style) and take the money. at the time of the last referendum when it looked as though it might be a close call there was an unseemly "love bomb" initiative from Dave, that won't happen next time, Boris will simply shrug and be the first to start erecting the hard border fence, as that is becoming obvious this is a problem for Sturgeon.
Meanwhile the mess that schooling and university places is in is raising comment, as is the dire state of the police.

Yes looking forward to the trial of the former first minister, it looks like that he hasn't done much wrong and this is just a load of Me Too rubbish being actioned by a right on judiciary, the details will be entertaining though. If grabbing a ladies bottom is considered a crime in Scotland then they are in a bad place.

[Capetonian]

I dare say that the SNP are bricking it in case they get independence
The SNP's quest for independence reminds me of a dog chasing a car down the road, not that I would compare a fish to a dog. When it catches it, just stands and barks because it has no idea why it chased it.

[Boac]

Our dogs chase cars 'down the road' frequently and have pretty-well 100% success in 'seeing them off'.

[G-CPTN]

For some reason, it seems that border collies (especially those that live on farms) like to chase passing cars and bite the tyres (if they get close enough).

[barkingmad]

Just a reminder for your diaries for today week?

https://www.edinburghnews.scotsman.com/ ... ge-1364743

Sounds like either he’s an interesting and assertive character or someone is out to get him? No doubt the salacious details of the alleged offences will sell a few newspapers and keep the e-MSM meeja with ‘padding’ material for their quiet news days.

That’s if we’re not all dead from the dreaded lagervirus ! ?

[om15]

Reading that article confirms to me that he hasn't done much wrong, nothing that many haven't done after a few pints.

He stands no chance, a female judge and a blooming woke culture, almost feel sorry for him. Well maybe not.

[FD2]

The Wee Krankie addresses her subjects on Covid-19: https://www.facebook.com/JaneyGodley/vi ... 4653/?t=11

[G-CPTN]

Brilliant!

[barkingmad]

Apparently although no new jury trials are allowed to start in Jockistan due to Covid-19, we should learn this week from the jury in smiling Alex’s trial by jury as to whether he was, beyond all reasonable doubt, the persistent and assertive octopus which some women have claimed he was.

[CharlieOneSix]

Salmond acquitted of all charges!!!! A jury found the former SNP leader not guilty on 12 of the sexual assault charges facing him, while another was found not proven.

[AtomKraft]

Time for some women to face the same ordeal- for making stuff up.

A bloody disgrace.

[TheGreenGoblin]

Salmond acquitted of all charges!!!! A jury found the former SNP leader not guilty on 12 of the sexual assault charges facing him, while another was found not proven.

Politics is a dirty business. One wonders if we will ever get the full story here?